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Avocado Christmas card - Sorry No Present Avocado

sorry no present avocado


You’ve guac to get this card if you are looking for something that makes up for the lack of a Christmas gift this year.

People will think this card is absolutely smashing and they won’t even think about the lack of a gift.

If you know someone that eats avocados for breakfast lunch and Christmas dinner then this is the card for them. Avo go at making their Christmas pun-real by sending them a card which is a silly gift within itself.

If you like this little character, our sneaky spies on our mince pie pun card are sure to fit your fancy!

 

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  • A Bit About This Collection: Christmas cards guaranteed to bring on many Ho Ho Ho’s. From cheeky elves, pouting sprouts, and knitting Christmas trees – this range has it all. Whether it’s a Christmas carolling skunk or a seasonal suit of armour, we’ll have something to make you and your friends chuckle. This avocado Christmas card is an original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.

    Size:  A6 in size.

    Envelope: Your card will come with either a red or green envelope.

    Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.

    Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.

    Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds ...like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.

    Categories: Christmas Cards, OUTLET,
    Tags: adorable, avocado, avocado Christmas card, Cards, green Christmas, santa hat,

  • Delivery information

    Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.

    UK:   We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail.   We find this is the best option  as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.  Our post bag is collected at 4pm on weekdays only, if you receive your ‘dispatched’ confirmation before 4pm on a weekday, it will be in that day’s collection.

    Tracked Shipping: This is not something we currently offer, but we hope to on our new website, coming late Spring 2024.

    Scam Aware:  We are aware of many scam messages purporting to be from Evri, Royal Mail etc that are doing the rounds, asking you to click a link or something similar. These will not be associated with your Jelly Armchair order. We do not currently enter details (email or phone) for First Class post as it is not needed. Feel free to email us directly if you have questions about your order.

    International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted.

    Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.

    Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
    If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email:  hello@jellyarmchair.com.  We’ll be more than happy to help.

  • The more cards you add into your basket, the higher the discount. The bargain price will be added automatically at checkout and is also valid for sale cards. (It doesn’t cover any art prints or cushions). Here’s the breakdown of our mix and match multi-buy offer:

    20% when you buy 2-4 cards

    35% off for 5-9 cards

    40% off for 10-19 cards

    On our standard card prices with multi-buy, this means that:

    1 card = £3.95 each

    2 cards = £3.00 each

    5 cards = £2.46 each

    10 cards = £2.31 each

    20 cards = £1.16 each!!!

    The more cards you buy, the bigger the discount you will create. So have fun building your own bargain bundle of cards and enjoy your mix and match freedom!

  • 8 reviews for Sorry No Present Avocado

    1. Arrived quickly and looks fab!

      Anonymous

    2. Most original cards ever! Will purchase more!

      Anonymous

    3. Absolutely beautiful card. Funny, well made (good quality card), amazing packaging too. Very quick postage. I’ve already been back to get another – will do again in the future as recepient loved it too. Thank you so much <3

      Anonymous

    4. Perfect for my colleagues birthday… she loves avocado and will really appreciate it

      Anonymous

    5. The perfect card for an avocado maniac! Thank you!!

      Anonymous

    6. Lovely presentation, very personal, great communication.
      Thank you

      Anonymous

    7. Loved it, just like the photo.

      Anonymous

    8. Love this card, arrived on time, excellent seller <3

      Anonymous

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Hello from Jelly Armchair!

We're a small family run business owned by two sisters, Cat - the illustrator and pun creator, and Liz. We have a little team who work hard to make sure that your puns and illustrations reach you in tip top condition. Everything is sent out from our colourful shop in Cheltenham. We make all of our products in the UK, using recycled materials wherever possible. We're plastic free, and don't use cellophane to wrap our products. Our main aim is to make you smile (or grimace) at very silly puns, if you've got any questions, queries, or pun suggestions, don't hesitate to reach out to the us.

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