Do you know a gardener who reads poetry to his runner beans? Or a beetroot latte lover with a liking for literature?

Well, Herbert Huncke is nothing compared to the beet poets of this allotment.

If you want your friends to be grinning like Ginsberg or crunching carrots like Kerouac, then this card is sure to put you top of the potting shed!

Cat particularly enjoyed drawing berets, goatees and purple lipstick on the beets – it’s not many days you can say you’ve accessorised a beetroot.

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Part of our range of puntastic reimaginings of famous artists and literary icons. Each 150mm square card is blank inside and comes with either a mustard or a wagtail gray envelope.