cat a pillar
Do you know somebody who likes to stack their cats in order of fluffiness, or perhaps size order – ascending for an Eiffel tower, descending for a leaning tower of Pisa – or maybe you just have stone carvings of cats adorning your walls because you love cats that much (we ...aren’t judging). Well then celebrate their cat loving colonnades and their feline finials with this purrfect card.
“Of all the animals that would be difficult to stack, I believe cats would be the hardest”- Liv 2020
When we all wrote the copy for this card together, over zoom during Covid-19, Mews (Cat’s cat) came and sat on her lap, so you could say it was co-written by an expert in the field.
£1.00
Out of Stock
Out of stock
A Bit About This Collection: This is the original Jelly Armchair range, and it’s where everything started. This collection puns are the classics and include some of our all time best sellers – check out ‘Boo Bees’ and ‘He May Be Small And Green But He Does ...Avocado’. Original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.
Size: A6 in size.
Envelope: Your card will come with a kingfisher blue envelope (yeah that’s right, not just plain ol’ blue).
Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.
Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.
Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.
Delivery information
Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.
UK: We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail. We find this is the best option as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.
Special Delivery : We offer next working day delivery as an option if you need your order super fast. We use Royal Mail for this service which means it is only available Monday – Friday (not including Bank Holidays). Any orders placed over the weekend with this option will be dispatched on Monday. Orders must also be placed before 12pm if you want to receive them the next working day.
Tracked: We have a tracked Royal Mail shipping option in our check out if you would like to track your order.
International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted soon. Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.
Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email: hello@jellyarmchair.com. We’ll be more than happy to help.The more cards you add into your basket, the higher the discount. The bargain price will be added automatically at checkout and is also valid for sale cards. (It doesn’t cover any art prints or cushions). Here’s the breakdown of our mix and match multi-buy offer:
20% when you buy 2-4 cards
35% off for 5-9 cards
40% off for 10-19 cards
For BLACK FRIDAY we’re upping our usual 50% off to 70% off for 20+ cards!
On our standard card prices with multi-buy, this means that:
1 card = £3.95 each
2 cards = £3.00 each
5 cards = £2.46 each
10 cards = £2.31 each
20 cards = £1.16 each!!!
The more cards you buy, the bigger the discount you will create. So have fun building your own bargain bundle of cards and enjoy your mix and match freedom!
3 reviews for Cat A Pillar
Hello from Jelly Armchair!
We're a small family run business owned by two sisters, Cat - the illustrator and pun creator, and Liz. We have a little team who work hard to make sure that your puns and illustrations reach you in tip top condition. Everything is sent out from our colourful shop in Cheltenham. We make all of our products in the UK, using recycled materials wherever possible. We're plastic free, and don't use cellophane to wrap our products. Our main aim is to make you smile (or grimace) at very silly puns, if you've got any questions, queries, or pun suggestions, don't hesitate to reach out to the us.
Cats and Dogs
Want more puns?
Stay in Touch! Plus get 15% off when you sign up.
Sign up to our mailing list for puns, deals and the latest news. We promise to keep your information private and never sell it on.
Excellent! Speedy delivery as always 🙂
Anonymous –
This is the second time that I have purchased from this shop. The card is fab! Great quality & quick delivery. I 100% recommend and will be purchasing again.
Anonymous –
Fantastic funny card that arrived almost impossibly quickly! Thank you.
Anonymous –