Cow Christmas Card
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Do you want to wish someone an udderly moovolous Merry Christmas this year? Whether you want to let someone know you think their Christmas dinners are absolutely bo-vine or that their homemade winter woolies are unlike any udder, this card is the one for them.
Look at this Christmasy Cow, she was born ready for Christmas, the most festive tree pattern across her side. It’s said her udders jingle like sleigh bells when she walks. It’s said she lights up like Christmas lights, different colours throughout November and December. She even produces 3 types of milk, gingerbread flavour, eggnog flavour and full roast dinner flavour. The more you know.
Looking for something different? Check out our other cow Christmas card!
A Bit About This Collection: It’s raining cats and dog cards! Oh wait, it’s just the Santa Paws range from Jelly Armchair. Packed with furry animal Christmas puns, this funny Christmas card has a colourful background and a seasonal animal. Our cow Christmas card is an original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.
Size: 120x170mm in size.
Envelope: Your card will come with a brown kraft envelope.
Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.
Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.
Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.
Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.
UK: We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail. We find this is the best option as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.
Special Delivery : We offer next working day delivery as an option if you need your order super fast. We use Royal Mail for this service which means it is only available Monday – Friday (not including Bank Holidays). Any orders placed over the weekend with this option will be dispatched on Monday. Orders must also be placed before 12pm if you want to receive them the next working day.
Tracked: We have a tracked Royal Mail shipping option in our check out if you would like to track your order.
International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted soon. Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.
Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email: email@example.com. We’ll be more than happy to help.
The more cards you add into your basket, the higher the discount. The bargain price will be added automatically at checkout and is also valid for sale cards. (It doesn’t cover any art prints or cushions). Here’s the breakdown of our mix and match multi-buy offer:
20% when you buy 2-4 cards
35% off for 5-9 cards
40% off for 10-19 cards
50% off for 20+ cards
On our standard card prices with multi-buy, this means that:
1 card = £3.95 each
2 cards = £3.00 each
5 cards = £2.46 each
10 cards = £2.31 each
20 cards = £1.93 each
The more cards you buy, the bigger the discount you will create. So have fun building your own bargain bundle of cards and enjoy your mix and match freedom!