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Cow Christmas Card

mooey christmas cow

Do you want to wish someone an udderly moovolous Merry Christmas this year? Whether you want to let someone know you think their Christmas dinners are absolutely bo-vine or that their homemade winter woolies are unlike any udder, this card is the one for them.

Look at this Christmasy Cow, she was born ready for Christmas, the most festive tree pattern across her side. It’s said her udders jingle like sleigh bells when she walks. It’s said she lights up like Christmas lights, different colours throughout November and December. She even produces 3 types of milk, gingerbread flavour, eggnog flavour and full roast dinner flavour. The more you know.

Looking for something different? Check out our other cow Christmas card!


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  • A Bit About This Collection: It’s raining cats and dog cards! Oh wait, it’s just the Santa Paws range from Jelly Armchair. Packed with furry animal Christmas puns, this funny Christmas card has a colourful background and a seasonal animal. Our cow Christmas card is an original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.

    Size: 120x170mm in size.

    Envelope: Your card will come with a brown kraft envelope.

    Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.

    Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.

    Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.

    Categories: Animal Christmas, Christmas Cards, New In,
    Tags: animal, Animal Christmas, Christmas, christmas cow, christmas tree, cow, Cow Christmas card, funny christmas card, moo, Mooey Christmas, santa paws, scarf, splodge,

  • Delivery information

    Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.

    UK:   We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail.   We find this is the best option  as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.  

    Special Delivery : We offer next working day delivery as an option if you need your order super fast. We use Royal Mail for this service which means it is only available Monday – Friday (not including Bank Holidays).  Any orders placed over the weekend with this option will be dispatched on Monday. Orders must also be placed before 12pm if you want to receive them the next working day.

    Tracked: We have a tracked Royal Mail shipping option in our check out if you would like to track your order.

    International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted soon. Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.

    Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
    If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email:  hello@jellyarmchair.com.  We’ll be more than happy to help.

  • The more cards you add into your basket, the higher the discount. The bargain price will be added automatically at checkout and is also valid for sale cards. (It doesn’t cover any art prints or cushions). Here’s the breakdown of our mix and match multi-buy offer:

    20% when you buy 2-4 cards

    35% off for 5-9 cards

    40% off for 10-19 cards

    For BLACK FRIDAY we’re upping our usual 50% off to 70% off for 20+ cards!

    On our standard card prices with multi-buy, this means that:

    1 card = £3.95 each

    2 cards = £3.00 each

    5 cards = £2.46 each

    10 cards = £2.31 each

    20 cards = £1.16 each!!!

    The more cards you buy, the bigger the discount you will create. So have fun building your own bargain bundle of cards and enjoy your mix and match freedom!

  • 13 reviews for Mooey Christmas Cow

    1. New favorite shop! the cards are printed on good quality cardstock, the designs are wonderful, and i already have a cartful for the next round of orders. these just make fantastic gifts.


    2. Amazing quality, just what I was looking for! Will definitely be a returning customer


    3. Loving this card?It arrived beautifully presented and with a lovely little extra card from the seller.Highly recommended??????????


    4. Really lovely card – my son will love it. Great quality and speedy delivery. Can definitely recommend this shop


    5. This is charming Christmas card for cow lovers-will really make them smile. Great service too,many thanks,Gill


    6. Very nice product, would purchase from again?


    7. Excellent quality, exactly as presented


    8. Sorry, this is so late. Health issues in family and with me have made me late on everything. I loved the card. Your artwork is magnificent. Thank you.


    9. Ordered a couple of cards – great quality and arrived quickly!


    10. Great quality cards. Thank you ?


    11. Lovely card! Great customer service too, I will back again next Christmas for the 3rd year running ?


    12. Great card for a friend who loves cows! Arrived very promptly!


    13. Great card, speedy delivery, puntastic!


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Hello from Jelly Armchair!

We're a small family run business owned by two sisters, Cat - the illustrator and pun creator, and Liz. We have a little team who work hard to make sure that your puns and illustrations reach you in tip top condition. Everything is sent out from our colourful shop in Cheltenham. We make all of our products in the UK, using recycled materials wherever possible. We're plastic free, and don't use cellophane to wrap our products. Our main aim is to make you smile (or grimace) at very silly puns, if you've got any questions, queries, or pun suggestions, don't hesitate to reach out to the us.


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