Dad I Shed Tell You


Are you looking for a card for a Dad who may as well be a garden gnome? You have come to the right place, no doubt about that! This card is packed full of pollinating puns and garden gags. Let your Dad know that he is the ace of spades, and thank him for always having the thyme to spare with this green-fingered card. He shed really know how pear-fect he is, so stop troweling through lesser cards and pick up one that is guaranteed to win first prize at any garden fete!

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One pun isn’t enough for you, oh no, you need at least eight to get your fill. Well never fear, multi puns are here! Cards packed with puns for birthdays, weddings, or just because! Original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.

Handwriting Service: Short on time? If you’d like us to handwrite your card for you, this will be sent directly to the addressee with your message in the card, in the card envelope, just like you’d sent it yourself! Please leave your message when prompted at the checkout, and remember to use the recipient’s address as the shipping address!

Postage: We send all our cards First Class – if you get your order in before 12 pm we try to get it sent out the same day. If your card does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) or 14 working days (International) after you place your order, please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.

Size:  150x150mm in size.

Envelope: Your card will come with a patterned envelope; avocados in the park!

Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.

Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.

Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.

Catherine Faulkner © all rights reserved
Image copyright is not transferred with the sale.