This little guy is the reason you’re currently on our website. When he went viral he started our whole business – check out our story in the about pages.
If you’re looking for a greetings card for middle class people who like to weigh up the pros and cons of fruity car ownership, this is the one for you. Whether it’s for a driving test, an avocado appreciation society, or just to send a very silly joke to your friends, this card is sure to raise a silly smile.
The original drawing for this card is actually only about 5cm in the corner of a page in one of Cat’s sketchbooks, little did she know the plans he had for stardom! If you’re a fan of this, why not check out our avocado Jigsaw in the gift section and the ‘Guac to be Joking Book’ of 120+ avocado puns- which all started from this card.
A Bit About This Collection: This is the original Jelly Armchair range, and it’s where everything started. This collection puns are the classics and include some of our all time best sellers – check out ‘Boo Bees’ and ‘He May Be Small And Green But He Does Avocado’. Original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.
Size: A6 in size.
Envelope: Your card will come with a kingfisher blue envelope (yeah that’s right, not just plain ol’ blue).
Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.
Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.
Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.
Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.
UK: We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail. We find this is the best option as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.
Special Delivery : We offer next working day delivery as an option if you need your order super fast. We use Royal Mail for this service which means it is only available Monday – Friday (not including Bank Holidays). Any orders placed over the weekend with this option will be dispatched on Monday. Orders must also be placed before 12pm if you want to receive them the next working day.
Tracked: We have a tracked Royal Mail shipping option in our check out if you would like to track your order.
International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted soon. Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.
Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email: firstname.lastname@example.org. We’ll be more than happy to help.
The more cards you add into your basket, the higher the discount. The bargain price will be added automatically at checkout and is also valid for sale cards. (It doesn’t cover any art prints or cushions). Here’s the breakdown of our mix and match multi-buy offer:
20% when you buy 2-4 cards
35% off for 5-9 cards
40% off for 10-19 cards
50% off for 20+ cards
On our standard card prices with multi-buy, this means that:
1 card = £3.95 each
2 cards = £3.00 each
5 cards = £2.46 each
10 cards = £2.31 each
20 cards = £1.93 each
The more cards you buy, the bigger the discount you will create. So have fun building your own bargain bundle of cards and enjoy your mix and match freedom!