Dog Valentine's card - I Woof You
i woof you
So you really really woof somebody, even more than tennis balls, and you are looking for the best way to say it?
Well you are in the right place, because whether it’s for a doggo or your human fren, do them a bamboozle and send them ...a card to let them know they are the bestest good bois and girls.
Whether they are a long boi, a floofer, a chonk, or a pupperino, everybody will give an awoo of joy at these heckin’ good puns. Whether you are a smol pupper or a big ol’ doggo, this card will have your favourite hooman giving you all the kisses.
£3.85
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A Bit About This Collection: One pun isn’t enough for you, oh no, you need at least eight to get your fill. Well never fear, our ‘Multi Pun’ cards are here. Cards packed with puns for birthdays, weddings, or just because. This dog Valentine’s card is an ...original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.
Size: 150x150mm in size.
Envelope: Your card will come with one of three patterned envelopes, dependent on the design. Each envelope is fully illustrated with either avocados in the park, seagulls at the beach, or foodie treats. There is a blank space for you to write your address.
Materials: Designed and printed in the UK. We’re in the process of upgrading this range so that it’s all printed onto 300gsm Revive uncoated board. For this reason, your order will either be on this board, or our existing stock of 285gsm Carte Lumina coated board, depending on availability as we sell down our existing stock. We’ve made this decision to switch to a fully recycled and carbon balanced board as part of our ongoing commitment to sustainability and reducing waste wherever possible, we think you’ll love the change.
Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.
Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.
Delivery information
Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.
UK: We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail. We find this is the best option as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.
Special Delivery : We offer next working day delivery as an option if you need your order super fast. We use Royal Mail for this service which means it is only available Monday – Friday (not including Bank Holidays). Any orders placed over the weekend with this option will be dispatched on Monday. Orders must also be placed before 12pm if you want to receive them the next working day.
Tracked: We have a tracked Royal Mail shipping option in our check out if you would like to track your order.
International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted soon. Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.
Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email: hello@jellyarmchair.com. We’ll be more than happy to help.The more cards you add into your basket, the higher the discount. The bargain price will be added automatically at checkout and is also valid for sale cards. (It doesn’t cover any art prints or cushions). Here’s the breakdown of our mix and match multi-buy offer:
20% when you buy 2-4 cards
35% off for 5-9 cards
40% off for 10-19 cards
For BLACK FRIDAY we’re upping our usual 50% off to 70% off for 20+ cards!
On our standard card prices with multi-buy, this means that:
1 card = £3.95 each
2 cards = £3.00 each
5 cards = £2.46 each
10 cards = £2.31 each
20 cards = £1.16 each!!!
The more cards you buy, the bigger the discount you will create. So have fun building your own bargain bundle of cards and enjoy your mix and match freedom!
34 reviews for I Woof You

Hello from Jelly Armchair!
We're a small family run business owned by two sisters, Cat - the illustrator and pun creator, and Liz. We have a little team who work hard to make sure that your puns and illustrations reach you in tip top condition. Everything is sent out from our colourful shop in Cheltenham. We make all of our products in the UK, using recycled materials wherever possible. We're plastic free, and don't use cellophane to wrap our products. Our main aim is to make you smile (or grimace) at very silly puns, if you've got any questions, queries, or pun suggestions, don't hesitate to reach out to the us.


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Really happy with a lovely punny card. Great seller!
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Wonderful card and fantastically wrapped and packaged ??
Anonymous –
Adorable and lovely card for my dog loving boyfriend 🙂
Anonymous –
Beautiful card and packaging, delivery time was incredibly quick, highly recommend!
Anonymous –
Lovely design and great quality!
Anonymous –
my partner loved this card! perfect thank you ????
Anonymous –
Absolutely top notch!!! I will definitely buy again!!!
Anonymous –
Lovely card. Very good quality.
Anonymous –
My partner and I always buy cards from this seller for each other and have never been disappointed. Would highly recommend to everyone!
Anonymous –
Lovely presentation and with a added touch of a thankyou which is so nice
Anonymous –
Really cute, high quality and funny card
Anonymous –
Lovely unique card and super fast delivery. Will definitely use again
Anonymous –
Amazing as always, absolutely love it.
Anonymous –
Such an adorable card! Fast shipping as well!
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Such nice quality, fast delivery and perfect for valentines! Thank you!!
Anonymous –
Perfect item & customer service was amazing! My card must have got lost in the post however I soon received a replacement! Thank you so much for your help ?
Anonymous –
I love all the cards and calendar I’ve purchased from this store!! I am a return buyer and will continue to shop here because these items are more than just a simple card or calendar, the drawings are adorable and the puns bring a smile to my face every time I read them. You are bringing joy during these insane years. Thank you!!!
Anonymous –
Love the card, the quality is amazing and the recipient thought it was brilliant. I’ll definitely be ordering again!
Anonymous –
I bought six cards and they all came beautifully packaged with envelops. The puns are so cute and funny. Card stock quality is great! Perfect card for a dog lover!
Anonymous –
The cutest card! Beautiful quality, thank you!
Anonymous –
thank you for the lovely card.
Anonymous –
Excellent card with really fast shipping
Anonymous –
Bought this for my boyfriend for our anniversary, and he adored it, as we both love dogs and cheesy dad puns. It is very clear that the shop has put a lot of effort in making this a high quality product, as even the envelope had their cute designs on it. Would definitely recommend this shop and card!
Anonymous –
Arrived really quickly in a lovely envelope with a wee extra postcard.
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my husband and I loves dogs so our cards are always dog related!
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Fantastic and delivered on time 🙂
Anonymous –
Wonderful cards, great service. Would def recommend.
Anonymous –
Such a lovely envelope that my puppy ate it and I had to reorder! 🙂
Anonymous –
Perfect, I wuff it!! Brilliant card, fantastic shop am going to spend a fortune here!!!
Anonymous –
Can’t explain how beautiful this card is from even just the envelope and the art work, my boyfriend is going to love it, cant wait to buy more! thank you so much
Anonymous –
Beautiful artwork and quick delivery!
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Beautiful card and quickly shipped!
Thank you, my husband loved it.
Anonymous –
Lovely card, the artwork is brilliant and love the puns. Such a treat to get in the post, so bright and cheering. Fast postage as well. Thanks very much 🙂
Anonymous –
Really cute design, came with a really lovely envelope, postcard and book mark, thank you!
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