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Food Christmas card - Eats Christmas

eat's christmas

No need to pud off buying your cards any longer because as Noddy said, time to let everyone know eats Chriiiistmaaas!

With this tasty card you’ll see all those traditional Christmas food treats in a way you’ve never seen them before. 

It’s sure to season your greetings, so do yourself a flavour and pop it straight in your basket. It’ll have anyone who receives it crackering a big festive smile no matter their preferred go to Christmas nibble. From mince pie lovers to those who are dubious of sprouts, this card is a festive feast for everyone. The ultimate food Christmas card! 

Looking for a single food Christmas card illustration? Check out our mince pie card, our ...brussels-pout/">Brussel sprout card and this tasty yule log card!


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  • A Bit About This Collection: This funny Christmas card is one of our most popular puns from our Christmas Multi Pun range. We wanted to give them their own collection of standalone puns as we think they are full of festive fun. Our food Christmas card is an original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.

    Size:  150x150mm in size.

    Envelope: Your card will come with a Christmassy envelope.

    Materials: Designed and printed in the UK.  We’re in the process of upgrading this range so that it’s all printed onto 300gsm Revive uncoated board. We’ve made this decision to switch to a fully recycled and carbon balanced board as part of our ongoing commitment to sustainability and reducing waste wherever possible, we think you’ll love the change.

    Recyclable: Both ...card and envelope are fully recyclable.

    Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.

    Categories: Christmas Cards, Multi Pun Christmas, New In,
    Tags: Brussel Sprouts, Cheese and cracker, Cheese board, christmas cake, christmas cracker, Christmas pizza, Christmas pudding, Food Christmas Card, funny christmas card, humbug, Mince pies, salt and pepper, yule log,

  • Delivery information

    Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.

    UK:   We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail.   We find this is the best option  as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.  

    Special Delivery : We offer next working day delivery as an option if you need your order super fast. We use Royal Mail for this service which means it is only available Monday – Friday (not including Bank Holidays).  Any orders placed over the weekend with this option will be dispatched on Monday. Orders must also be placed before 12pm if you want to receive them the next working day.

    Tracked: We have a tracked Royal Mail shipping option in our check out if you would like to track your order.

    International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted soon. Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.

    Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
    If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email:  hello@jellyarmchair.com.  We’ll be more than happy to help.

  • The more cards you add into your basket, the higher the discount. The bargain price will be added automatically at checkout and is also valid for sale cards. (It doesn’t cover any art prints or cushions). Here’s the breakdown of our mix and match multi-buy offer:

    20% when you buy 2-4 cards

    35% off for 5-9 cards

    40% off for 10-19 cards

    For BLACK FRIDAY we’re upping our usual 50% off to 70% off for 20+ cards!

    On our standard card prices with multi-buy, this means that:

    1 card = £3.95 each

    2 cards = £3.00 each

    5 cards = £2.46 each

    10 cards = £2.31 each

    20 cards = £1.16 each!!!

    The more cards you buy, the bigger the discount you will create. So have fun building your own bargain bundle of cards and enjoy your mix and match freedom!

  • 16 reviews for Eat’s Christmas

    1. Great love it. Great stuff.


    2. Went “walkabout” on this Etsy page and just loved the cards, so much so, submitted a big order – the illustrations are beautiful and the puns make you chuckle; arrived very quickly, great quality – just exceptional! Thank You


    3. As previous comments about this seller . Excellent


    4. Fun cards for Christmas – enjoy the humor!


    5. The most clever, funny, unique cards ever!!


    6. I keep buying these cards – I love them! I’ll be back!!!


    7. This is a great card that arrived really quickly. I am sure that the recipients will love it. Thank you.


    8. Very fast no-hassle shipping to the US. Love the puns! Happy with purchase.


    9. Great funny and high quality card 😊 packaging was cool and delivery was fast


    10. Perfect! Loved them all.


    11. A+ seller


    12. Receiver loved it! And decent delivery time. Thanks!


    13. Lovely card and it arrived quickly. Thank you for the freebie!


    14. excellent product ,superbly presented would recommend this company to all, deserve to succeed


    15. Outstanding high quality item, well packaged and fast dispatch. Amazing extra details such as pictures on both the envelope and packaging make the item feel incredibly special. Perfect seller. Thank you very much!


    16. Great card and love the jokes 🙂


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Hello from Jelly Armchair!

We're a small family run business owned by two sisters, Cat - the illustrator and pun creator, and Liz. We have a little team who work hard to make sure that your puns and illustrations reach you in tip top condition. Everything is sent out from our colourful shop in Cheltenham. We make all of our products in the UK, using recycled materials wherever possible. We're plastic free, and don't use cellophane to wrap our products. Our main aim is to make you smile (or grimace) at very silly puns, if you've got any questions, queries, or pun suggestions, don't hesitate to reach out to the us.


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