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Funny Animal Christmas card - Jingle Smells

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Do you know someone who’s jokes stink even more than the ones you get out of a Christmas Cracker? 

Do they rival even the cheesiest dad jokes out there? Or do they love nothing more than a smelly cheese board after Christmas dinner is done with? We won’t mention the sprouts! 

Well, this pungent joke Christmas card will make anyone chuckle this Christmas. 

Looking for something else? Our geology Christmas card is potentially an even stinkier Christmas pun than this one.

£3.85

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  • A Bit About This Collection: This joke Christmas card is part of our Christmas cards range guaranteed to bring on many Ho Ho Ho’s. From cheeky elves, pouting sprouts, and knitting Christmas trees – this range has it all. Whether it’s a Christmas carolling skunk or a seasonal suit of armour, we’ll have something to make you and your friends chuckle. This funny animal Christmas card is an original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.

    Size:  150x150mm in size.

    Envelope: Your card will come with either a red or green envelope.

    Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.

    Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.

    Disclaimer: All product copy ...was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.

    Categories: Animal Christmas, Christmas Cards, Square Occasions,
    Tags: animal, animal pun, christmas animal, christmas joke card, Christmas pun, funny animal Christmas card, skunk, smelly Christmas, stinky,

  • Delivery information

    Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.

    UK:   We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail.   We find this is the best option  as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.  Our post bag is collected at 4pm on weekdays only, if you receive your ‘dispatched’ confirmation before 4pm on a weekday, it will be in that day’s collection.

    Tracked Shipping: This is not something we currently offer, but we hope to on our new website, coming late Spring 2024.

    Scam Aware:  We are aware of many scam messages purporting to be from Evri, Royal Mail etc that are doing the rounds, asking you to click a link or something similar. These will not be associated with your Jelly Armchair order. We do not currently enter details (email or phone) for First Class post as it is not needed. Feel free to email us directly if you have questions about your order.

    International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted.

    Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.

    Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
    If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email:  hello@jellyarmchair.com.  We’ll be more than happy to help.

  • The more cards you add into your basket, the higher the discount. The bargain price will be added automatically at checkout and is also valid for sale cards. (It doesn’t cover any art prints or cushions). Here’s the breakdown of our mix and match multi-buy offer:

    20% when you buy 2-4 cards

    35% off for 5-9 cards

    40% off for 10-19 cards

    On our standard card prices with multi-buy, this means that:

    1 card = £3.95 each

    2 cards = £3.00 each

    5 cards = £2.46 each

    10 cards = £2.31 each

    20 cards = £1.16 each!!!

    The more cards you buy, the bigger the discount you will create. So have fun building your own bargain bundle of cards and enjoy your mix and match freedom!

  • 8 reviews for Jingle Smells

    1. My mom was sprayed by a skunk in the fall, she loved this! Also loved the packaging it came in and it came right in time!!

      Anonymous

    2. Well made card, got a good laugh. Thanks

      Anonymous

    3. Fun cards, very good quality.

      Anonymous

    4. Great card for anybody who likes silly puns, very funny. I’m sure grandson will have a laugh when he opens this. Great quality. Would definitely recommend

      Anonymous

    5. My brother loved it- really nice quality card.

      Anonymous

    6. Quality cards, will definitely purchase from this store again.

      Anonymous

    7. Great quality card, as described, arrived very quickly. Thanks!

      Anonymous

    8. Found Catherine after following her work on instagram and her designs are brilliant. Gorgeous quality, super quick delivery and great customer service- loads of info and a voucher for future purchases! Will 100% be buying more, thank you!!

      Anonymous

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Hello from Jelly Armchair!

We're a small family run business owned by two sisters, Cat - the illustrator and pun creator, and Liz. We have a little team who work hard to make sure that your puns and illustrations reach you in tip top condition. Everything is sent out from our colourful shop in Cheltenham. We make all of our products in the UK, using recycled materials wherever possible. We're plastic free, and don't use cellophane to wrap our products. Our main aim is to make you smile (or grimace) at very silly puns, if you've got any questions, queries, or pun suggestions, don't hesitate to reach out to the us.

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