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Funny Animal Christmas card - Jingle Smells

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Do you know someone who’s jokes stink even more than the ones you get out of a Christmas Cracker? 

Do they rival even the cheesiest dad jokes out there? Or do they love nothing more than a smelly cheese board after Christmas dinner is done with? We won’t mention the sprouts! 

Well, this pungent joke Christmas card will make anyone chuckle this Christmas. 

Looking for something else? Our geology Christmas card is potentially an even stinkier Christmas pun than this one.

£3.85

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  • A Bit About This Collection: This joke Christmas card is part of our Christmas cards range guaranteed to bring on many Ho Ho Ho’s. From cheeky elves, pouting sprouts, and knitting Christmas trees – this range has it all. Whether it’s a Christmas carolling skunk or a seasonal suit of armour, we’ll have something to make you and your friends chuckle. This funny animal Christmas card is an original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.

    Size:  150x150mm in size.

    Envelope: Your card will come with either a red or green envelope.

    Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.

    Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.

    Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.

    Categories: Animal Christmas, Christmas Cards, Christmas Sale, Square Occasions,
    Tags: animal, animal pun, christmas animal, christmas joke card, Christmas pun, funny animal Christmas card, skunk, smelly Christmas, stinky,

  • Delivery information

    Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day.

    UK:   

    We ship all our card orders First Class via Royal Mail.   We find this is the best option for cards as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.  

    International:

    We ship cards internationally using International Standard, and UPS for larger items.

    Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat. 

    Tracked shipping:

    We have a special offer at the moment – check out our ‘courier bundle’, this gives you tracked shipping. Alternatively you can opt for Next Day UPS shipping at the checkout.

    We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable.

    If your card does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) or 14 working days (International) after you place your order, please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this. 

    If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email:  hello@jellyarmchair.com.  We’ll be more than happy to help.

  • Handwriting information

    • All Jelly Armchair cards are blank inside. 
    • We can handwrite your card and send it straight to the recipient.
    • Make sure the ‘shipping address’ is the recipient’s address.
    • Write your message in the ‘gift message in card’ box.
    • We will hand write your message and send it straight to them. 
    • Remember to sign your name in the card (if you want them to know who it’s from), it’s surprisingly common for people to forget this when typing out their message!

    Don’t tell me, you forgot it’s your pals birthday… Well, good thing we can handwrite your card for you and get it sent straight off directly to your friend’s house! Whether you are short on time, all your pens have run out of ink, or you’re just a bit busy right now, don’t worry we’ve got it covered. Just pop your message in the ‘gift message in card’ box on the checkout page and we’ll handwrite your message into the card for you. Just remember to set the shipping address as the recipients. It will arrive with the recipient just like you’d sent it yourself. 

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