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Funny Poetry Card - Beet Poet

beet poet


Do you know a gardener who reads poetry to his runner beans? Or a beetroot latte lover with a liking for literature?

Well, Herbert Huncke is nothing compared to the beet poets of this allotment.

If you want your friends to be grinning like Ginsberg or crunching carrots like Kerouac, then this card is sure to put you top of the potting shed!

Cat particularly enjoyed drawing berets, goatees and purple lipstick on the beets – it’s not many days you can say you’ve accessorised a beetroot.

The Beat Generation was a group of authors whose literature explored and influenced American culture in the post-World War II era. The bulk of their work was published and popularized throughout the 1950s….Where as Beetroots are quite tasty in a salad.

£3.85

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  • A Bit About This Collection: This range is ideal for the budding wordsmith in your life. Whether it’s beat poetry, Shakespeare, or just settling down in a library with a good ol’ book. There is something here for all literary lovers. This funny poetry card is an original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.

    Size:  150x150mm in size.

    Envelope: Your poetry card will come with a cool grey envelope.

    Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.

    Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.

    Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.<...br>

    Categories: All Cards, Birthday, Cards for all Occasions, Literature & Arts,
    Tags: beat, beat poetry, beetroot, books, Cards, food, funny poetry card, literature, open mic, poems, poetry, vegan, vegetables,

  • Delivery information

    Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.

    UK:   We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail.   We find this is the best option  as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.  

    Special Delivery : We offer next working day delivery as an option if you need your order super fast. We use Royal Mail for this service which means it is only available Monday – Friday (not including Bank Holidays).  Any orders placed over the weekend with this option will be dispatched on Monday. Orders must also be placed before 12pm if you want to receive them the next working day.

    Tracked: We have a tracked Royal Mail shipping option in our check out if you would like to track your order.

    International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted soon. Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.

    Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
    If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email:  hello@jellyarmchair.com.  We’ll be more than happy to help.

  • The more cards you add into your basket, the higher the discount. The bargain price will be added automatically at checkout and is also valid for sale cards. (It doesn’t cover any art prints or cushions). Here’s the breakdown of our mix and match multi-buy offer:

    20% when you buy 2-4 cards

    35% off for 5-9 cards

    40% off for 10-19 cards

    For BLACK FRIDAY we’re upping our usual 50% off to 70% off for 20+ cards!

    On our standard card prices with multi-buy, this means that:

    1 card = £3.95 each

    2 cards = £3.00 each

    5 cards = £2.46 each

    10 cards = £2.31 each

    20 cards = £1.16 each!!!

    The more cards you buy, the bigger the discount you will create. So have fun building your own bargain bundle of cards and enjoy your mix and match freedom!

  • 5 reviews for BEET POET

    1. Beautiful, very funny card. I grew up in San Francisco, and went to school with children whose parents were Beat Poets. I will send the cards to my siblings, who also remember that time fondly.

      Anonymous

    2. Great card, great quality! Recipient loved it 🙂

      Anonymous

    3. Can’t wait to send it to my friend who remembers that time (yes, he’s old).

      Anonymous

    4. The Beet Poetry card is the one I ordered, but the Turnip card, which is ok, is the one that arrived. Easy to confuse beets with turnips.

      Anonymous

    5. Think this is like the 10th time I’ve ordered from this shop. Amazing designs, great quality card, always loved by the recipient. Always quick postage too. Great seller, thanks so much, I’ll be back! 🙂

      Anonymous

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