Funny Poetry Card - Beet Poet
Do you know a gardener who reads poetry to his runner beans? Or a beetroot latte lover with a liking for literature?
Well, Herbert Huncke is nothing compared to the beet poets of this allotment.
If you want your friends to be grinning like Ginsberg or crunching carrots like Kerouac, then this card is sure to put you top of the potting shed!
Cat particularly enjoyed drawing berets, goatees and purple lipstick on the beets – it’s not many days you can say you’ve accessorised a beetroot.
The Beat Generation was a group of authors whose literature explored and influenced American culture in the post-World War II era. The bulk of their work was published and popularized throughout the 1950s….Where as Beetroots are quite tasty in a salad.
A Bit About This Collection: This range is ideal for the budding wordsmith in your life. Whether it’s beat poetry, Shakespeare, or just settling down in a library with a good ol’ book. There is something here for all literary lovers. This funny poetry card is an original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.
Size: 150x150mm in size.
Envelope: Your poetry card will come with a cool grey envelope.
Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.
Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.
Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.
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20% when you buy 2-4 cards
35% off for 5-9 cards
40% off for 10-19 cards
50% off for 20+ cards
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10 cards = £2.31 each
20 cards = £1.93 each
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