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Do you know someone who is renowned for celebrating hard and being the life and soul of the party only to be antsy the morning after?
If you know someone who is always there to get the rounds in despite the risk of a big headache the next day, let them know you admire their comitm-ant to having a good time. Maybe you could even offer to get the next round in.
It’s said the port goes well with a nice strong cheese, well we have partnered our fortified wine with a nice strong cheesy pun.
You can find the in port ant alongside its other ant-y friends over on our ant Multipun card, if you just ant get enough!
Buying more than one? You can take advantage of our new multi-buy discounts on cards.
20% off for 2-4 cards.
35% off for 5-9 cards.
40% off for 10-19 cards.
50% off for 20+ cards.
Your discount will be applied automatically at checkout
A Bit About This Collection: This is the original Jelly Armchair range, and it’s where everything started. This collection puns are the classics and include some of our all time best sellers – check out ‘Boo Bees’ and ‘He May Be Small And Green But He Does Avocado’. Original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.
Size: A6 in size.
Envelope: Your card will come with a kingfisher blue envelope (yeah that’s right, not just plain ol’ blue).
Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.
Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.
Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.
Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.
UK: We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail. We find this is the best option as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.
Special Delivery : We offer next working day delivery as an option if you need your order super fast. We use Royal Mail for this service which means it is only available Monday – Friday (not including Bank Holidays). Any orders placed over the weekend with this option will be dispatched on Monday. Orders must also be placed before 12pm if you want to receive them the next working day.
Tracked: We have a tracked Royal Mail shipping option in our check out if you would like to track your order.
International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted soon.
Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.
Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email: firstname.lastname@example.org. We’ll be more than happy to help.
- All Jelly Armchair cards are blank inside.
- We can handwrite your card and send it straight to the recipient (one handwritten card per order).
- Make sure the ‘shipping address’ is the recipient’s address.
- Write your message in the ‘gift message in card’ box.
- We will hand write your message and send it straight to them.
- Remember to sign your name in the card (if you want them to know who it’s from), it’s surprisingly common for people to forget this when typing out their message!
Don’t tell me, you forgot it’s your pals birthday… Well, good thing we can handwrite your card for you and get it sent straight off directly to your friend’s house! Whether you are short on time, all your pens have run out of ink, or you’re just a bit busy right now, don’t worry we’ve got it covered. Just pop your message in the ‘gift message in card’ box on the checkout page and we’ll handwrite your message into the card for you. Just remember to set the shipping address as the recipients. It will arrive with the recipient just like you’d sent it yourself.
Hello from Jelly Armchair!
We're a small family run business owned by two sisters, Cat - the illustrator and pun creator, and Liz. We have a little team who work hard to make sure that your puns and illustrations reach you in tip top condition. Everything is sent out from our colourful shop in Cheltenham. We make all of our products in the UK, using recycled materials wherever possible. We're plastic free, and don't use cellophane to wrap our products. Our main aim is to make you smile (or grimace) at very silly puns, if you've got any questions, queries, or pun suggestions, don't hesitate to reach out to the us.
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