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jurassic parp

Ever wonder what wiped out the dinosaurs? Maybe, just maybe it wasn’t an asteroid after all but a serious case of indigestion leading to –



We’re sure that it also caused two drums and a cymbal to fall off a cliff because *bad dum tish*



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  • A Bit About This Collection : This is an au natural card, right down to the envelope. No frills here, just some good ol’ puns and a splash of paint. We have printed this range onto recycled paper, so it looks good and does good! We particularly love this board; because it is recycled there are very small flecks in the card giving it a natural but smooth look which gives the design even more texture and a luxe feel. Original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.

    Size:  120mm x 170mm in size (a bit bigger than A6!)

    Envelope: Your card will come with a brown kraft envelope. 

    Materials: Designed and printed  sustainably in the UK onto 300gsm Revive recycled board.

    Recyclable: ...Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.

    Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.

    Categories: All Cards, Birthday, Cards for all Occasions, Father's Day, New In, Puns On Paint,
    Tags: animals, beans, birthday, cake, Cards, dinosaur, food, Joke, kids,

  • Delivery information

    Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.

    UK:   We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail.   We find this is the best option  as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.  Our post bag is collected at 4pm on weekdays only, if you receive your ‘dispatched’ confirmation before 4pm on a weekday, it will be in that day’s collection.

    Tracked Shipping: This is not something we currently offer, but we hope to on our new website, coming late Spring 2024.

    Scam Aware:  We are aware of many scam messages purporting to be from Evri, Royal Mail etc that are doing the rounds, asking you to click a link or something similar. These will not be associated with your Jelly Armchair order. We do not currently enter details (email or phone) for First Class post as it is not needed. Feel free to email us directly if you have questions about your order.

    International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted.

    Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.

    Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
    If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email:  hello@jellyarmchair.com.  We’ll be more than happy to help.

  • The more cards you add into your basket, the higher the discount. The bargain price will be added automatically at checkout and is also valid for sale cards. (It doesn’t cover any art prints or cushions). Here’s the breakdown of our mix and match multi-buy offer:

    20% when you buy 2-4 cards

    35% off for 5-9 cards

    40% off for 10-19 cards

    On our standard card prices with multi-buy, this means that:

    1 card = £3.95 each

    2 cards = £3.00 each

    5 cards = £2.46 each

    10 cards = £2.31 each

    20 cards = £1.16 each!!!

    The more cards you buy, the bigger the discount you will create. So have fun building your own bargain bundle of cards and enjoy your mix and match freedom!

  • 14 reviews for Jurassic Parp

    1. Amazing quality print and card, always love the packaging and even got a bonus bookmark to match the card which was a lovely surprise!


    2. Beautiful card and sellers great…very quirky product and cute little added extras!! Highly recommend this seller 5*. My grandson is going to love the card!!!!


    3. Fab card,well made from quality materials. Arrived quickly and well well packaged. Thank you for making such lovely items ?????xxx


    4. Can’t wait to give this to my grandson who loves anything slightly rude. Fantastic quality and vibrant colours. Love it.


    5. Stunning ??? my brother giggled when he read it!


    6. Love it! From the fancy envelope, to the card. Bright, colourful and cheery illustrations. Thanks, would recommend this item/ seller.


    7. Purchased two cards They are both delightful and amusing!!The recipients will both enjoy them too Very pleased all round


    8. Great card designs- I couldn’t choose so had to get a few. And speedy postage. Thank you.


    9. Lovely card, arrived in good time – thank you!


    10. Excellent!!


    11. Lovely, colourful card as pictured. Good size and quality. Will order from here again


    12. Super cute. A lovely print with bold colours and good quality paper. It also came packaged in a lovely, patterned package with a thank you card, and thank you note, from the shop inside. I since ordered another card and it was equally pleasing to receive and also high quality. Such a joy to receive items like this. Oh and the cards arrived very quickly – in a couple of days. Cannot recommend highly enough.


    13. Great image ??


    14. Best dinosaur farting card on the market.


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Hello from Jelly Armchair!

We're a small family run business owned by two sisters, Cat - the illustrator and pun creator, and Liz. We have a little team who work hard to make sure that your puns and illustrations reach you in tip top condition. Everything is sent out from our colourful shop in Cheltenham. We make all of our products in the UK, using recycled materials wherever possible. We're plastic free, and don't use cellophane to wrap our products. Our main aim is to make you smile (or grimace) at very silly puns, if you've got any questions, queries, or pun suggestions, don't hesitate to reach out to the us.


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