Mince Pie Pun card - Mince Spies
mince spies
Looking for a mince spy joke? Ahhh…Mr/Miss/Mrs/Other (please insert your name here), we have been expecting you.
These are the secret agents who work for MI-Pies.
They protect and keep all our presents a well guarded secret during Christmas.
They prefer their Bucks Fizz shaken and not stirred which can get messy but who are we to argue with top agents.
Their job is to protect and serve up puddings. And once their duties are complete they vanish completely till the following year when they are called upon again.
Quick, get them now before they’re gone this opportunity may not crumb up again.
Looking for a different food Christmas card? Our mince spies also feature in our Eats Christmas multi card!
£3.85
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A Bit About This Collection: This mince pie pun card is part of our Christmas cards range guaranteed to bring on many Ho Ho Ho’s. From cheeky elves, pouting sprouts, and knitting Christmas trees – this range has it all. Whether it’s a Christmas carolling skunk or a seasonal suit of armour, we’ll have something to make you and your friends chuckle. Original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.
Size: A6 in size.
Envelope: Your card will come with either a red or green envelope.
Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.
Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.
Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.
Delivery information
Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.
UK: We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail. We find this is the best option as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.
Special Delivery : We offer next working day delivery as an option if you need your order super fast. We use Royal Mail for this service which means it is only available Monday – Friday (not including Bank Holidays). Any orders placed over the weekend with this option will be dispatched on Monday. Orders must also be placed before 12pm if you want to receive them the next working day.
Tracked: We have a tracked Royal Mail shipping option in our check out if you would like to track your order.
International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted soon. Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.
Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email: hello@jellyarmchair.com. We’ll be more than happy to help.The more cards you add into your basket, the higher the discount. The bargain price will be added automatically at checkout and is also valid for sale cards. (It doesn’t cover any art prints or cushions). Here’s the breakdown of our mix and match multi-buy offer:
20% when you buy 2-4 cards
35% off for 5-9 cards
40% off for 10-19 cards
50% off for 20+ cards
On our standard card prices with multi-buy, this means that:
1 card = £3.95 each
2 cards = £3.00 each
5 cards = £2.46 each
10 cards = £2.31 each
20 cards = £1.93 each
The more cards you buy, the bigger the discount you will create. So have fun building your own bargain bundle of cards and enjoy your mix and match freedom!
Hello from Jelly Armchair!
We're a small family run business owned by two sisters, Cat - the illustrator and pun creator, and Liz. We have a little team who work hard to make sure that your puns and illustrations reach you in tip top condition. Everything is sent out from our colourful shop in Cheltenham. We make all of our products in the UK, using recycled materials wherever possible. We're plastic free, and don't use cellophane to wrap our products. Our main aim is to make you smile (or grimace) at very silly puns, if you've got any questions, queries, or pun suggestions, don't hesitate to reach out to the us.
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