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Nerd Valentine's day card - I'll never get Board of you

i'll never get board of you

Are you Scrabbling to find a pun filled card for your favourite board game team mate or opposition? If you didn’t have a Cluedo before you do now! Cat has used her ink and watercolour to immortalise these painfully silly board game chat up lines.

There’s Chess, Cluedo, Scrabble, Risk, Monopoly, Go, Frustration and Trivial Pursuit too!

 

 

£3.85

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  • A Bit About This Collection: One pun isn’t enough for you, oh no, you need at least eight to get your fill. Well never fear, our ‘Multi Pun’ cards are here. Cards packed with puns for birthdays, weddings, or just because. This nerd Valentine’s day card is an original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.

    Size:  150x150mm in size.

    Envelope: Seagulls at the beach. There is a blank space for you to write your address.

    Materials: Designed and printed onto 300gsm Revive uncoated board.

    Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.

    Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020/2021, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.

    Categories: All Cards, Anniversary, Multipuns, New In, Valentine's Day & Romance,
    Tags: anniversary, Any Occasion, board game, board game geek, celebration, Chess, Cluedo, For Her, For Him, friends, Frustration, GO, love, Monopoly, Multi Pun, nerd, nerd valentine's day card, Queens Gambit, risk, romance, Scrabble, trivial pursuit, valentines,

  • Delivery information

    Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day.

    UK:   

    We ship all our card orders First Class via Royal Mail.   We find this is the best option for cards as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.  

    International:

    We ship cards internationally using International Standard, and UPS for larger items.

    Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat. 

    Tracked shipping:

    We have a special offer at the moment – check out our ‘courier bundle’, this gives you tracked shipping. Alternatively you can opt for Next Day UPS shipping at the checkout.

    We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable.

    If your card does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) or 14 working days (International) after you place your order, please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this. 

    If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email:  hello@jellyarmchair.com.  We’ll be more than happy to help.

  • Handwriting information

    • All Jelly Armchair cards are blank inside. 
    • We can handwrite your card and send it straight to the recipient.
    • Make sure the ‘shipping address’ is the recipient’s address.
    • Write your message in the ‘gift message in card’ box.
    • We will hand write your message and send it straight to them. 
    • Remember to sign your name in the card (if you want them to know who it’s from), it’s surprisingly common for people to forget this when typing out their message!

    Don’t tell me, you forgot it’s your pals birthday… Well, good thing we can handwrite your card for you and get it sent straight off directly to your friend’s house! Whether you are short on time, all your pens have run out of ink, or you’re just a bit busy right now, don’t worry we’ve got it covered. Just pop your message in the ‘gift message in card’ box on the checkout page and we’ll handwrite your message into the card for you. Just remember to set the shipping address as the recipients. It will arrive with the recipient just like you’d sent it yourself. 

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Meet Cat, she's our resident artist and hand illustrates all the Jelly Armchair designs and Liz...who does the spreadsheets.

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