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Nerd Valentine's day card - I'll never get Board of you

i'll never get board of you


Are you Scrabbling to find a pun filled card for your favourite board game team mate or opposition? If you didn’t have a Cluedo before you do now! Cat has used her ink and watercolour to immortalise these painfully silly board game chat up lines.

There’s Chess, Cluedo, Scrabble, Risk, Monopoly, Go, Frustration and Trivial Pursuit too!

 

 

£3.85

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  • A Bit About This Collection: One pun isn’t enough for you, oh no, you need at least eight to get your fill. Well never fear, our ‘Multi Pun’ cards are here. Cards packed with puns for birthdays, weddings, or just because. This nerd Valentine’s day card is an original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.

    Size:  150x150mm in size.

    Envelope: Seagulls at the beach. There is a blank space for you to write your address.

    Materials: Designed and printed onto 300gsm Revive uncoated board.

    Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.

    Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020/2021, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.

    Categories: All Cards, Anniversary, Multipuns, New In, Valentine's Day & Romance,
    Tags: anniversary, Any Occasion, board game, board game geek, celebration, Chess, Cluedo, For Her, For Him, friends, Frustration, GO, love, Monopoly, Multi Pun, nerd, nerd valentine's day card, Queens Gambit, risk, romance, Scrabble, trivial pursuit, valentines,

  • Delivery information

    Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.

    UK:   We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail.   We find this is the best option  as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.  Our post bag is collected at 4pm on weekdays only, if you receive your ‘dispatched’ confirmation before 4pm on a weekday, it will be in that day’s collection.

    Tracked Shipping: This is not something we currently offer, but we hope to on our new website, coming late Spring 2024.

    Scam Aware:  We are aware of many scam messages purporting to be from Evri, Royal Mail etc that are doing the rounds, asking you to click a link or something similar. These will not be associated with your Jelly Armchair order. We do not currently enter details (email or phone) for First Class post as it is not needed. Feel free to email us directly if you have questions about your order.

    International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted.

    Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.

    Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
    If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email:  hello@jellyarmchair.com.  We’ll be more than happy to help.

  • The more cards you add into your basket, the higher the discount. The bargain price will be added automatically at checkout and is also valid for sale cards. (It doesn’t cover any art prints or cushions). Here’s the breakdown of our mix and match multi-buy offer:

    20% when you buy 2-4 cards

    35% off for 5-9 cards

    40% off for 10-19 cards

    On our standard card prices with multi-buy, this means that:

    1 card = £3.95 each

    2 cards = £3.00 each

    5 cards = £2.46 each

    10 cards = £2.31 each

    20 cards = £1.16 each!!!

    The more cards you buy, the bigger the discount you will create. So have fun building your own bargain bundle of cards and enjoy your mix and match freedom!

  • 55 reviews for I’ll Never Get Board Of You

    1. Great quality card and arrived very quickly!

      Anonymous

    2. The card is absolutely delightful ?

      Anonymous

    3. Supper cute card, perfect for a couple who love playing board games

      Anonymous

    4. A gorgeous and funny card that was received with a big smile, loved the illustrations and the thank you note was a wonderful touch too! Thank you

      Anonymous

    5. Really beautiful card, good quality too! Thank you!

      Anonymous

    6. Super cute card and arrived in a gorgeous envelope too! Would buy again! Thank you!

      Anonymous

    7. great quality, matched the description, met my expectations

      Anonymous

    8. Have used this seller now for a couple of cards – both are of lovely quality, great designs and came super quick!

      Anonymous

    9. I love these illustrations so much.

      Anonymous

    10. great card thank you! was perfect for my friend 🙂

      Anonymous

    11. Great!

      Anonymous

    12. A quirky anniversary card. My boyfriend loved it

      Anonymous

    13. Really lovely card and of good quality paper. Would buy again from this seller.

      Anonymous

    14. I Love this sellers cards.

      Anonymous

    15. Really lovely card. Arrived quickly 🙂

      Anonymous

    16. I’m planning to give this card to my board games loving husband on Valentines Day. I think he’ll love it. The card is perfect and came really quickly.

      Anonymous

    17. I really loved the card and the packaging and the book Mark which was included in the package.
      You are incredibly talented x

      Anonymous

    18. BEAUTIFUL! Omg this card was amazing. Got it for V day for the board game obsessed man in my life, he thought it was super funny (frustration was his favourite one) the quality is amazing. Can’t wait for the next occasion, go to for cards!

      Anonymous

    19. My husband is a board game nerd and he loved the card.
      Would definitely buy from this vendor again

      Anonymous

    20. This is such a fun card, my husband loves the envelope too!

      Anonymous

    21. I love this thank you so much

      Anonymous

    22. I always love these cards – great quality and fast delivery ?

      Anonymous

    23. Beautiful quality and unique – even
      the envelope too!

      Anonymous

    24. Fantastic item and really good quality. Thanks!

      Anonymous

    25. My boardgame loving goof is going to love this card. This company is on point with lovely saturated prints on quality card. The envelopes for certain designs are also incredible! I hope to continue buying from this shop for a long while yet!

      Anonymous

    26. Love these quirky card designs!

      Anonymous

    27. A great card with a cute envelope! Would buy from again!!

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    28. Very cute cards, loved it!

      Anonymous

    29. Great product!

      Anonymous

    30. Really nice well made card, just as described, 1st class service and would definitely buy from this seller again.

      Anonymous

    31. Really fab card- defined worth a purchase from these guys.

      Envelope it arrived in was super cute and eyecatching, lovely little note inside explaining about green eco materials and their story.. card itself is beautifully designed and produced. Brill quality, would 100% recommend.

      Anonymous

    32. Have used before and will use again. Great personalised service with an extra gift.

      Anonymous

    33. Great quality wonderful puns

      Anonymous

    34. Lovely quality card with a bonus pun illustration at the back of the card! Was given a freebie cute postcard too.

      I also really appreciate the eco friendly mindset in improving the materials!

      Anonymous

    35. So beautiful, I might frame it!

      Anonymous

    36. Fantastic card! Such good quality and love the design. I’ve bought from this shop before and will continue to do so. Thank you for another fab card!

      Anonymous

    37. Item came quickly and packaged well.

      Anonymous

    38. Great quality and artwork. Highly recommend.

      Anonymous

    39. Absolutely fabulous card quality, design is the cutest! Super fast delivery, thank you very much! ??

      Anonymous

    40. great card, with a free koala postcard with it – definitely recommend and will buy again!

      Anonymous

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      Anonymous

    42. Amazing I got a post card too really cute envelope

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    43. Great as always! I love that they come with a little extra postcard that I have framed!

      Anonymous

    44. I loved the card so much. Bright, vibrant and clever.

      Anonymous

    45. Card is amazing quality. Love it! Arrived so quick.

      Anonymous

    46. Lovely cards

      Anonymous

    47. He loved it! The handwriting was a great touch! Thank you!

      Anonymous

    48. Arrived quickly, well packaged and great quality!

      Anonymous

    49. Great communication, really good quality and lovely extras which really made the order feel special. Will definitely be buying from here again and would highly recommend!

      Anonymous

    50. Beautifully packaged. Quality cards. The puns are so funny! I love them!

      Anonymous

    51. Great card. really quick delivery & the envelope is awesome as well!

      Anonymous

    52. Really great card. Beautiful illustration.

      Anonymous

    53. the cards perfect. such quick delivery

      Anonymous

    54. As always great quality, no plastic, and prompt delivery

      Anonymous

    55. Great card – recipient loved it, thanks

      Anonymous

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Hello from Jelly Armchair!

We're a small family run business owned by two sisters, Cat - the illustrator and pun creator, and Liz. We have a little team who work hard to make sure that your puns and illustrations reach you in tip top condition. Everything is sent out from our colourful shop in Cheltenham. We make all of our products in the UK, using recycled materials wherever possible. We're plastic free, and don't use cellophane to wrap our products. Our main aim is to make you smile (or grimace) at very silly puns, if you've got any questions, queries, or pun suggestions, don't hesitate to reach out to the us.

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