Pun Christmas card - Present Tense
Are you a bit of a nervous gift giver?
This nervy Noel gift will be there to help out when it comes to presents this year. Especially, if you are questioning your choice of office or school secret Santa gift.
Just remember it’s always the thought that counts. And when all else fails, a very witty Christmas card is sure to do the trick.
If you enjoyed this card, take a cheeky look at our adorably hilarious skunk joke Christmas card!
A Bit About This Collection: Christmas cards guaranteed to bring on many Ho Ho Ho’s. From cheeky elves, pouting sprouts, and knitting Christmas trees – this range has it all. Whether it’s a Christmas carolling skunk or a seasonal suit of armour, we’ll have something to make you and your friends chuckle. This pun Christmas card is an original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.
Size: 150x150mm in size.
Envelope: Your card will come with either a red or green envelope.
Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.
Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.
Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.
Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.
UK: We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail. We find this is the best option as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.
Special Delivery : We offer next working day delivery as an option if you need your order super fast. We use Royal Mail for this service which means it is only available Monday – Friday (not including Bank Holidays). Any orders placed over the weekend with this option will be dispatched on Monday. Orders must also be placed before 12pm if you want to receive them the next working day.
Tracked: We have a tracked Royal Mail shipping option in our check out if you would like to track your order.
International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted soon.
Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.
Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email: firstname.lastname@example.org. We’ll be more than happy to help.
- All Jelly Armchair cards are blank inside.
- We can handwrite your card and send it straight to the recipient (one handwritten card per order).
- Make sure the ‘shipping address’ is the recipient’s address.
- Write your message in the ‘gift message in card’ box.
- We will hand write your message and send it straight to them.
- Remember to sign your name in the card (if you want them to know who it’s from), it’s surprisingly common for people to forget this when typing out their message!
Don’t tell me, you forgot it’s your pals birthday… Well, good thing we can handwrite your card for you and get it sent straight off directly to your friend’s house! Whether you are short on time, all your pens have run out of ink, or you’re just a bit busy right now, don’t worry we’ve got it covered. Just pop your message in the ‘gift message in card’ box on the checkout page and we’ll handwrite your message into the card for you. Just remember to set the shipping address as the recipients. It will arrive with the recipient just like you’d sent it yourself.
Hello from Jelly Armchair!
We're a small family run business owned by two sisters, Cat - the illustrator and pun creator, and Liz. We have a little team who work hard to make sure that your puns and illustrations reach you in tip top condition. Everything is sent out from our colourful shop in Cheltenham. We make all of our products in the UK, using recycled materials wherever possible. We're plastic free, and don't use cellophane to wrap our products. Our main aim is to make you smile (or grimace) at very silly puns, if you've got any questions, queries, or pun suggestions, don't hesitate to reach out to the us.
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