Rude Valentine's card - Fork King Love You
fork king love you
Time to tell the big spoon in your life that you love them. Or the little spoon, we’re not here to judge. Top Tip: if you call big spoon ‘jet pack’ instead, it’s officially way more fun.
When you find it hard to put into words how you feel the only way to tell someone exactly how much you love them is through the medium of regal cutlery.
Make sure they feel like royalty on Valentine’s Day or on your anniversary with this cheeky illustration.
Buying more than one? You can take advantage of our new multi-buy discounts on cards.
20% off for 2-4 cards.
35% off for 5-9 cards.
40% off for 10-19 cards.
50% off for 20+ cards.
Discounts will show in the cart :)
A Bit About This Collection: These cards are suitable for any occasion. Covering birthdays, Halloween, Valentines, Mother’s and Father’s Day, Easter, weddings, driving tests, and sympathy cards – we have a pun for everything. This rude Valentine’s card is an original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.
Size: 150x150mm in size.
Envelope: Your card will come with a red envelope.
Materials: Designed and printed sustainably in the UK onto 285gsm Carte Lumina board.
Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.
Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.
Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day.
We ship all our card orders First Class via Royal Mail. We find this is the best option for cards as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.
We ship cards internationally using International Standard, and UPS for larger items.
Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.
We have a special offer at the moment – check out our ‘courier bundle’, this gives you tracked shipping. Alternatively you can opt for Next Day UPS shipping at the checkout.
We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable.
If your card does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) or 14 working days (International) after you place your order, please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email: firstname.lastname@example.org. We’ll be more than happy to help.
- All Jelly Armchair cards are blank inside.
- We can handwrite your card and send it straight to the recipient.
- Make sure the ‘shipping address’ is the recipient’s address.
- Write your message in the ‘gift message in card’ box.
- We will hand write your message and send it straight to them.
- Remember to sign your name in the card (if you want them to know who it’s from), it’s surprisingly common for people to forget this when typing out their message!
Don’t tell me, you forgot it’s your pals birthday… Well, good thing we can handwrite your card for you and get it sent straight off directly to your friend’s house! Whether you are short on time, all your pens have run out of ink, or you’re just a bit busy right now, don’t worry we’ve got it covered. Just pop your message in the ‘gift message in card’ box on the checkout page and we’ll handwrite your message into the card for you. Just remember to set the shipping address as the recipients. It will arrive with the recipient just like you’d sent it yourself.