This may look like a doggo in festive fancy dress, but what you don’t realise is this Christmas woofer has had some Xmas number ones in its time. 

The hits include: 

They bark when you’re sleeping, they whine when you’re awake, they howl if you miss feeding time so give them treats for puppies-sake!

Dachshund through the snow, on his 12 pug open sleigh, over fields he goes, barking all the way. (woof woof woof). 

I don’t want a woof for Christmas there’s just one bull dog i need, 

I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. 

I just want sweet santa paws, barking and stood on his fours paws, 

make my wish come true, all i want for Christmas is awoooooooo.


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Part of our range of alternative Christmas greetings, inspired by the level of wit usually reserved for Christmas cracker jokes. Illustrated in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner. Printed onto 120 x 170mm card with a brown craft envelope.