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Do you have a dog who loves going swimming and will always endeavour to seek out water whenever you take them on a walk, from big ponds to tiny puddles?

If your dog dreams of being a diver, then make his birthday wishes come true with this card!

Or alternately, if you have a dog loving friend who dreams of owning a deep sea diving doggo, make their birthday special with this flipper wearing, fuzzy friend. It’s sure to bring a smile to their face.

 

Being a trained musician Liz takes speaker sound quality seriously, that and her love of dogs makes this an ideal card for her. Bwommmb bwoooomb. Woof woof. Bork Bork.

 

£3.85

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  • A Bit About This Collection : This is an au natural card, right down to the envelope. No frills here, just some good ol’ puns and a splash of paint. We have printed this range onto recycled paper, so it looks good and does good! We particularly love this board; because it is recycled there are very small flecks in the card giving it a natural but smooth look which gives the design even more texture and a luxe feel. Original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.

    Size:  120mm x 170mm in size (a bit bigger than A6!)

    Envelope: Your card will come with a brown kraft envelope. 

    Materials: Designed and printed  sustainably in the UK onto 300gsm Revive recycled board.

    Recyclable: ...Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.

    Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.

    Categories: All Cards, Birthday, Cards for all Occasions, Cats and Dogs, New In, Puns On Paint,
    Tags: Any Occasion, birthday, Cards, congratulations, corgi, diving, dogs, holiday, Pets, scuba diver, sport, swimming,

  • Delivery information

    Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.

    UK:   We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail.   We find this is the best option  as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.  Our post bag is collected at 4pm on weekdays only, if you receive your ‘dispatched’ confirmation before 4pm on a weekday, it will be in that day’s collection.

    Tracked Shipping: This is not something we currently offer, but we hope to on our new website, coming late Spring 2024.

    Scam Aware:  We are aware of many scam messages purporting to be from Evri, Royal Mail etc that are doing the rounds, asking you to click a link or something similar. These will not be associated with your Jelly Armchair order. We do not currently enter details (email or phone) for First Class post as it is not needed. Feel free to email us directly if you have questions about your order.

    International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted.

    Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.

    Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
    If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email:  hello@jellyarmchair.com.  We’ll be more than happy to help.

  • The more cards you add into your basket, the higher the discount. The bargain price will be added automatically at checkout and is also valid for sale cards. (It doesn’t cover any art prints or cushions). Here’s the breakdown of our mix and match multi-buy offer:

    20% when you buy 2-4 cards

    35% off for 5-9 cards

    40% off for 10-19 cards

    On our standard card prices with multi-buy, this means that:

    1 card = £3.95 each

    2 cards = £3.00 each

    5 cards = £2.46 each

    10 cards = £2.31 each

    The more cards you buy, the bigger the discount you will create. So have fun building your own bargain bundle of cards and enjoy your mix and match freedom!

  • 3 reviews for Sub Woofer

    1. Excellent service and great cards, thank you

      Anonymous

    2. Another excellent card – very funny.

      Anonymous

    3. Looks extra nice in real life. Dispatched very quickly which was appreciated!

      Anonymous

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Hello from Jelly Armchair!

We're a small family run business owned by two sisters, Cat - the illustrator and pun creator, and Liz. We have a little team who work hard to make sure that your puns and illustrations reach you in tip top condition. Everything is sent out from our colourful shop in Cheltenham. We make all of our products in the UK, using recycled materials wherever possible. We're plastic free, and don't use cellophane to wrap our products. Our main aim is to make you smile (or grimace) at very silly puns, if you've got any questions, queries, or pun suggestions, don't hesitate to reach out to the us.

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