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Do you know somebody who needs a bit of motatervation in their life?

Do they have a project that they’ve always wanted to start but the time never seems right?

This charming little potato is ready to help your friends achieve their goals! The ...lil spud comes well equipped, illustrated with a tiny notepad and pencil to inspire your friends and family to get those plans down on paper once and for all.

Peeling good for teachers, lecturers, organisational wizards, farmers and chefs.

Other people might send more conventional cards but who else sends potatoes? It’s the new big thing. Trust us.

 

£3.85

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  • A Bit About This Collection : This is an au natural card, right down to the envelope. No frills here, just some good ol’ puns and a splash of paint. We have printed this range onto recycled paper, so it looks good and does good! We ...particularly love this board; because it is recycled there are very small flecks in the card giving it a natural but smooth look which gives the design even more texture and a luxe feel. Original illustration in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.

    Size:  120mm x 170mm in size (a bit bigger than A6!)

    Envelope: Your card will come with a brown kraft envelope. 

    Materials: Designed and printed  sustainably in the UK onto 300gsm Revive recycled board.

    Recyclable: Both card and envelope are fully recyclable.

    Disclaimer: All product copy was written during the great COVID lockdown of 2020, if it sounds like we needed to get out more, it’s because we did.

    Categories: All Cards, Cards for all Occasions, Congratulations, Good Luck, New Job, Puns On Paint,
    Tags: Any Occasion, birthday, Cards, exams, food, graduation, motatervation, new job, potato, university, well done,

  • Delivery information

    Orders placed before 12pm on weekdays will usually be sent out the same day, or occasionally the following day. Our office is closed Saturday and Sunday. Orders placed over the weekend will be dispatched on Monday.

    UK:   We ship all our orders First Class via Royal Mail.   We find this is the best option  as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.  

    Special Delivery : We offer next working day delivery as an option if you need your order super fast. We use Royal Mail for this service which means it is only available Monday – Friday (not including Bank Holidays).  Any orders placed over the weekend with this option will be dispatched on Monday. Orders must also be placed before 12pm if you want to receive them the next working day.

    Tracked: We have a tracked Royal Mail shipping option in our check out if you would like to track your order.

    International: We do not currently ship internationally but we are working on getting this sorted soon. Packaging : We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable. Your order will come packaged securely to ensure all cards remain flat.

    Delays: If your order does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
    If you need your card for a specific occasion or are getting concerned it won’t make it in time, do get in touch with us by email:  hello@jellyarmchair.com.  We’ll be more than happy to help.

  • The more cards you add into your basket, the higher the discount. The bargain price will be added automatically at checkout and is also valid for sale cards. (It doesn’t cover any art prints or cushions). Here’s the breakdown of our mix and match multi-buy offer:

    20% when you buy 2-4 cards

    35% off for 5-9 cards

    40% off for 10-19 cards

    For BLACK FRIDAY we’re upping our usual 50% off to 70% off for 20+ cards!

    On our standard card prices with multi-buy, this means that:

    1 card = £3.95 each

    2 cards = £3.00 each

    5 cards = £2.46 each

    10 cards = £2.31 each

    20 cards = £1.16 each!!!

    The more cards you buy, the bigger the discount you will create. So have fun building your own bargain bundle of cards and enjoy your mix and match freedom!

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Hello from Jelly Armchair!

We're a small family run business owned by two sisters, Cat - the illustrator and pun creator, and Liz. We have a little team who work hard to make sure that your puns and illustrations reach you in tip top condition. Everything is sent out from our colourful shop in Cheltenham. We make all of our products in the UK, using recycled materials wherever possible. We're plastic free, and don't use cellophane to wrap our products. Our main aim is to make you smile (or grimace) at very silly puns, if you've got any questions, queries, or pun suggestions, don't hesitate to reach out to the us.

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