you've guac to be joking
‘You’ve Guac To Be Joking I Love Avocados’ is our fully illustrated book of avocado puns. Cat has come up with dozens and dozens of guac-themed puns, more than you can shake your hass at in fact. Ideal as a gift, for coffee table or bathroom reading, or just to keep by your bed when you are in need of an extra chuckle or two! With film, music, place, animal, celebrity avocados and more, this book is sure to make you grin.
The book you’ve all been waiting for…
‘You’ve Guac To Be Joking I Love Avocados’ is the new, fully illustrated book of avocado puns by our very own Cat Faulkner (Liz’s very own sister…she’s quite proud!!!!) for Jelly Armchair, and published by Penguin/Ebury Pop Press.
Here’s what Cat has to say:
“This is my very silly book filled with very silly drawings, it’s got celebrity mashups, culinary chat, literature quips, film references, looks at love and life and it’s also all avocados. That’s right 120+ Avocado illustrations…oh and puns, lots of puns- some that are a smash and some that are pitiful and will make you dis-pear, but hopefully, it will make you come away with a silly smile.”
If you want to find a gift to go with the card you have chosen why not browse our selection of books, jigsaws, and gift packs. If you want something more personal why not check out our ‘Commission Cat’ page?
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We ship all our card orders First Class via Royal Mail. We find this is the best option for cards as no signature is required and they usually arrive within 1-2 working days.
We ship cards internationally using International Standard, and UPS for larger items.
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We do not use tracked shipping services as standard, if you would like tracking please get in touch with us before placing your order and we can tell you the cost of using a tracked option. It’s something we’re hoping to add to the site very soon!
We don’t use plastic to wrap our cards or gifts, cards will arrive ‘naked’ within the protective envelope/package. All packaging is recyclable.
If your card does not arrive within 5 working days (UK) or 14 working days (International) after you place your order, please do get in touch and we will do our best to rectify this.
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- All Jelly Armchair cards are blank inside.
- We can handwrite your card and send it straight to the recipient.
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- We will hand write your message and send it straight to them.
- Remember to sign your name in the card (if you want them to know who it’s from), it’s surprisingly common for people to forget this when typing out their message!
Don’t tell me, you forgot it’s your pals birthday… Well, good thing we can handwrite your card for you and get it sent straight off directly to your friend’s house! Whether you are short on time, all your pens have run out of ink, or you’re just a bit busy right now, don’t worry we’ve got it covered. Just pop your message in the ‘gift message in card’ box on the checkout page and we’ll handwrite your message into the card for you. Just remember to set the shipping address as the recipients. It will arrive with the recipient just like you’d sent it yourself.