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Gif - He Maybe Small & Green But He Does Avocado, by Jelly Armchair. A green avocado is driving a pink car.

Funny Greetings cards for all occasions. Birthday, Christmas, or just because!

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We’ve got illustrated designs for all of your pun based, bad joke needs. A carefully curated selection of card designs that are sure to bring a smile and brighten up your day. Our cards are printed onto recycled card at our Cheltenham Workshop and feature original illustrations in a mixture of dip pen & ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner.

Llama La Bamba

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A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. A group of pollocks, some have wrinkles around their eyes, some have glasses or peaked caps or headscarves or walking sticks. Text below reads 'Wha A Load of Old Pollocks'.

Load Of Old Pollocks

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Santa Christmas card - Look, I've Santa Christmas card. Funny Christmas card from Jelly Armchair. Features a black box in the center with the words "Look I've Santa Christmas Card to you". Around the outside are eight funny Santa puns including Santa gardening, a Santa shark, Santa reading the news, a Santa baby, a Santa potato, and a Santa dog and Santa cat.

Look, I've Santa Christmas Card To You

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Vegetarian Valentine's card - Love Lettuce. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Red envelope with card. Two gem lettuces are smiling at each other, one is saying 'You're a gem'. Text reads 'Love Lettuce'.

Love Lettuce

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Some bubbles are floating around and one is being blown in the corner. A big and small bubble have little smiley faces. The small one is saying 'Love you pops!'.

Love You Pops

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Dog Mother's Day Card - Ma-vellous Mum Dog by Jelly Armchair. A brown and cream spaniel has a paw to her brow and a puppy is shaking mud everywhere. In the mud it says 'To a ma-vellous mum'.

Ma-vellous Mum Dog

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A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. A white rabbit is poking out of a black magicians hat. On the hat is written 'Hoppy Birthday'. Below the image the text reads 'Have A Magical Day'

MAGICAL DAY

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A black silhouette of a rabbit in a top hat holding a want. Inside the hat in white it says 'Have a magical day'.

Magical Day

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A white rabbit wearing a black blazer, cape, and a red bowtie. On a table is a top hat, inside is a baby rabbit saying 'Ta Da!' and holding a little flag which reads 'Hoppy Father's Day', the bunny is surrounded with sparkles.

Magical Father's Day

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A black silhouette of a mammoth wearing a party hat. Inside the mammoth is white writing it says 'Have a mammoth birthday'

Mammoth Birthday

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Yellow envelope with card. Two colourful marbles with big smiles and looking at each other, one is saying 'I Think You're Marbleous'.

Marbleous

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Marmoset There'll Be Days Like This

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In bold multicoloured writing it says 'You are MA-rvellous'.

Mavellous

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A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. A mountain peak rising above a forest and the clouds, with some white and pink paws poking out! The snow is a cat! A grey and white cat who is a mountain. The cat has pink rosy cheeks an a little smile. Text below reads 'Meow Tin'.

Meow Tain

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Cat Christmas Jokes - Meowy Christmas. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. There is a black cat wearing a Santa hat in the center of the card. Words inside the cat say 'Meowy Christmas'. Around the Cat are eight Christmas cat puns, including a santa cat, a cat in a present, a cheetah, a cat on a yule log, a cat dressed as the empire state, a ginger cat dreaming of mice, a cat playing with string, and a cat dressed as an elf.

Meowy Christmas

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A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. A tiny little hand is doing a very small wave. At the bottom of the card are the words 'Microwave'.

Micro Wave

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A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. A sea bream fish with a little sword in one fin and a shield in the other. Wearing a helmet that has a red feathery ploom. Text below reads 'A Midsummer Nights Bream'.

Midsummer Bream

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A card with a green envelope tucked inside. The text at the top of the card reads 'Congratulations you guys are' Beneath this is a mint holding a mint leaf and a bumble bee. Between the mint and the bee is the word 'to'

Mint To Bee

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Monet is stood by the famous waterlily bridge and is using a washboard to launder some clothes while others dry on a line behind. Text: 'Monet Laundering'.

Monet Laundering

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Pun Birthday Card - Monumintal Birthday, by Jelly Armchair. A black silhouette of a round mint with arms and legs contains the words 'Have a monumintal birthday'. This is surrounded by 12 colourfully illustrated mint birthday puns, including 'Ele Mint', 'Bass Mint' and 'Encourage Mint'.

Monumintal Birthday Multi

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A black and white cow is stood on a green, rolling landscape. The ring on the cows nose has some keys attatched to it. There is a black and white house behind the cow. In the chimmney smoke is the writing 'Happy moo home!'.

Moo Home

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Moteavation Multi

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A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. A blue background and a grey wooden table. A white and blue striped mug full of tea.. The mug has little arms and is holding its hands to its cheeks. It has rosy cheeks and a little grin with happy, squinty eyes. Text below reads 'Be Mugnificent'.

Mugnificent

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Mother's day card from the Dog - Mum in a Million, by Jelly Armchair. Two long sausage dogs, one bigger than the other. Both are wearing party hats. The small one is saying 'You're mum in a million! We get along so well'.

Mum In A Million

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Simple Mother's Day Card - Mum Marbelous, by Jelly Armchair. A small blue marble is looking at a large colourful marble and saying 'Mum, You're Marbelous'. White card with blue envelope.

Mum Marbelous

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Mum Cycling Card - Mum You Wheely Are The Coolest. Funny Mother's Day Card by Jelly Armchair. An elephant wearing red sunglasses is cycling a rainbow coloured bicycle, in a baby seat at the back is a little elephant. The baby elephant is saying 'Mum you wheely are the coolest'.

Mum You Wheely Are The Coolest

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Watercolour Mother's Day Card - Mum You're Marbelous, by Jelly Armchair. Lots and lots of marbles, all with smiles and all different colours. In the middle it reads 'Mum, you're marbleous'.

Mum You're Marbleous

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Rainbow Mother's Day Card - Mumderful, by Jelly Armchair. Multicoloured rainbow scribbled writing spells out the words 'You are mum-der-ful'. White card with yellow envelope.

Mumderful

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Happy Mother's Day Mummy - Mummies Dad, by Jelly Armchair. Two Egyptian mummies, a big and a small one. They are both giving each other a cuddle. Text below reads 'Happy Mummy's Day'.

Mummies Day

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A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. Two snails are facing one another. One has a normal shell the other has a house on its back. Speech bubble reads 'Congratulations on the new home'

New Home Snails

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A black silhouette of a plaice, the fish. Inside in white it says 'Congrats on the new plaice'.

New Plaice

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A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. Two spiders, one dressed as a bride one as a groom. They are holding hands. The text reads 'Newly Webbed'

Newly Webbed

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Rude Valentine's card for her - Nice Buns! Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Two buns are sat next to each other and blushing. One is an iced bun and the other is a hot cross bun. They are saying to each other 'You're hot' and 'You're sweet'. The text below reads 'Nice Buns!'.

Nice Buns!

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Ninety

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A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. The words 'Sorry I didnt get you a present' then a little avocado sat down and reading the card is in the middle. He has a little happy smile. Below that is say 'at least you avocado'

No Present Avocado

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Avocado Valentine's card - No present Valentine. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Red envelope with card. Text: 'Sorry i didn't get you a valentines gift, at least you avocado'. A little avocado is sat down and reading a card with pink and purple hearts coming out of it.

No Present Valentine

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A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. Sherlock Holmes is sat on a beach under a palm tree. He is wearing a deerstalker, tweed and with a pipe in his mouth. He is holding a fish and examining it with a microscope. S.O.S is written in the sand and a friendly crab is peeking over the shore. Text below reads 'No Ship Sherlock'.

No Ship Sherlock

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Christmas elves card - Noel Elfabet. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. Lots of elves in red hats, green tops and stripy leggings are spelling the alphabet, but they missed out 'L'. Text reads 'The noel elfabet'.

Noel Elfabet

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Golden Retriever Valentine - Now I'm a Retriever. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A white card with a pink envelope. A golden retriever is standing on green grass and wagging his tail. The text is split into above and below the image: Above image reads 'And then I saw her face'; Below image reads 'now I'm a retriever'.

Now I'm a Retriever

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A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. A group of nuns, all in black and white habits. They are all smoking and are surrounded by clouds of smoke. Text below reads 'Nun Smoking Area (It's A Filthy Habit)'.

Nun Smoking Area

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Tim waving, by Jelly Armchair. A yellow and spikey soft smiling character is waving at you!

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