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The stinkiest puns, beautifully illustrated and printed onto high-quality greetings cards. Our funny occasion cards will insure you share a grin, or maybe grimace with your friends and loved ones.

Hedgehog Mother's Day Card - The Mum and Only. Funny Mother's Day card by Jelly Armchair. Two hedgehogs, one larger than the other. A small one is holding a red balloon which reads 'You are the mum and only!'.

The Mum And Only

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Baking Mother's Day Card - Baking Me Who I Am, by Jelly Armchair. Two cupcakes, one with a swirl of pink sprinkled frosting, the other with white icing and a cherry. The smaller cupcake with the cherry is saying 'Mum thanks for raising me & baking me who I am'.

Baking Me Who I Am

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Pretty Mother's Day Card - Mum You're Tea-riffic, by Jelly Armchair. A blue and white smily teapot and a gold handle. Next to it is a little teacup of the same design. The teacup is saying 'Mum you are tea-riffic!'.

Mum You're Tea-riffic

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Cute Elephant Mother's Day Card - Mumderful Elephant, by Jelly Armchair. Two elephants, one big and one small. Both are smiling with closed eyes and are touching trunks. In a pink heart between them it reads 'You are mum-der-ful'.

Mumderful Elephant

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Mother's Day Card from Daughter - Mum You Are Sew Brilliant, Jelly Armchair. In different pieces of material of red, blue, and white, all surrounded by stitches are the words 'Mum you are sew brilliant'. Below a small spool of blue thread and a larger spool or red, both with smily faces. The small blue one has finished sewing the message.

Mum You Are Sew Brilliant

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Cat Mother's Day Card - Mum You're the Cat's Pyjamas, by Jelly Armchair. Lots of cats wearing colourful pyjamas all have letters on their tops. The letters spell 'Happy Mothers Day'. At the bottom in black it reads '(You're the cat's pyjamas!)'.

Mum You're the Cat's Pyjamas

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Funny Christmas pun - A Vent Calendar. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A display of twelve calendar pages, they all have different types of vent on them. The text below reads 'A vent Calendar'. Sketched in black and white ink.

A Vent Calendar

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A card with a green envelope tucked inside. On the card is a week by week diary with its pages open, showing Monday through Sunday. An arrow is pointing at Wednesday. Text above reads 'Congrats on the engagement! Your new favourite day' Text beneath reads 'Sorry for the week joke'

A Week Joke

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Corny Valentine's card - A Jazz Chord. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Red envelope with card. A painting of Stevie Wonder, he is playing the keyboard and singing 'I jazz chord, to say, I love you'.

A Jazz Chord

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Card with yellow envelope. The terminator is wearing bunny ears. He is saying 'I still love Easter, baby'.

Arnie Loves Easter

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Scrooge Christmas Card - Baa Humbug. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A sheep wearing a black top hat and blue coat. He is holding a giant humbug sweet. Text: 'Baaaaa Humbug'.

Baa Humbug

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Bacon Father's Day Card - Bacon, by Jelly Armchair. A white card with blue envelope. The words 'Happy Dad's Day' is spelled out in Bacon slices. Originally hand-drawn by Cat in watercolour and inks.

Bacon

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Bar Humbug - Bar Hum Bug. A bar with a fly serving drinks, a ladybird having a pint and a beetle and mantis having cocktails. They are all going 'hmm' and 'mmm'. Text: 'bar hum bug'.

Bar Hum Bug

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Pun Valentine's card - Bee Mine. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Red envelope, and white card. The card has a large circle and inside is a view into a diamond mine, lots of bees are working away with chisels and hammers. Text reads 'Bee Mine'.

Bee Mine

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Vegan Valentine's day card - Beetroot to Me. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Red envelope with card. Two pinky red beetroots are holding hands and smiling with eyes closed. Text reads 'Beetroot to me'.

Beetroot to Me

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Eight bogeymen either hiding or running away, in the middle is a golden trophy which has "dad' No. 1 Bogeyman Banisher' written on it.

Bogeyman

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A square card with a yellow envelope. A brillo pad with a purple party hat is smiling at an ant wearing a yellow hat. Below reads 'Have a brillo ant birthday'.

Brillo Ant Day

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A card with a pale blue envelope. Two rabbit, one gold and one grey are sat with arms round each other. Text: 'I want to say i'm ear for you'.

Bunny Ear For You

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Duck Christmas Card - Christmas Quacker. A mallard wearing a red Santa hat and holding a blue bauble in its beak. Text: 'Christmas Quacker'.

Christmas Quacker

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Corny Valentine's day card - Corny and Cheesy. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Text: 'Because I know you like the corny 7 cheesy stuff'. A block of holey cheese is holding a corn on the cob in its arms with a rose in its mouth, the corn looks surprised. It looks like they are doing the tango.

Corny and Cheesy

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Mouse Christmas card - Cross Mice. A funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. Nine little mice all looking very grumpy and each nursing an alcoholic beverage. Text: 'Merry Cross Mice'.

Cross Mice

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Pizza Christmas card - Deep Pan Crisp. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A pizzaria called 'Good King Wenceslas' with a poster saying 'Feast of Stephen' on the wall. A page boy and the King are stood with a huge deep crust pizza. A banner reads 'Deep pan, crisp & even'.

Deep Pan Crisp

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Gnome Christmas card - Driving Gnome. A garden gnome with a blue coat and a red cap is in a green car filled with Christmas presents, a tree, a mushroom and a fishing line. Text: 'Driving Gnome for Christmas'.

Driving Gnome

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Funny Father's Day Card - Ears One For You, by Jelly Armchair. Text at top 'Dad, I know you like bad jokes' A large ear surrounded by bunting, a small blue iced cake with '1 today!' on it. text below reads 'Ears one for you!' And in blue below 'Happy fathers day!'.

Ears One For You

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Egg Birthday Card - Eggcellent Birthday, by Jelly Armchair. A white card with yellow envelope. Nine pencil and ink illustrations of eggs prepared different ways, including scrambled, omelette, fried and in an egg cup. Text below reads 'Have an Eggcellent Birthday'.

Eggcelent Birthday

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Text below reads 'Hope your birthday is grEIGHT'. An orange 8 with a little smile is dancing with balloons, stars, and has presents at its feet.

EIGHT

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Eighteenth

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Text at the top reads 'Happy Eighttea-th birthday!'. A blue * an d) are smiling and having a tea party with balloons and birthday cae.

Eighty

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Card with pale blue envelope. An elephant and a mouse are touching noses. Text: 'Just wanted to say, i'm ear for you'.

Elephant Ear For You

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Fifty

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Text above reads 'If FIVE anything to say...it's happy birthday'. A blue 5 with a smile and party hat is carrying some presents.

Five

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Yellow envelope with card. Six different types of flans all with little smiles are surrounding the text 'Have an absolutely flantastic birthday!'.

Flantastic Birthday

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Text above: 'Birthday wishes FOUr you!'. A green 4 is holding a bunch of colourful balloons and giving a thumbs up.

Four

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Vampire Christmas card - Frost Bite. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. This vampire Christmas card features a snowman wearing a black hat on and a blue woollen scarf. He also has icicle fangs! Text reads: 'Frostbite'.

Frost Bite

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Funny Card for Dad - Grater Dad, by Jelly Armchair. Text above reads 'You couldn't find' then a picture of spaghetti Bolognese with a huge slice of cheese on top. Then below it reads 'a grater Dad'.

Grater Dad

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Christmas mouse pun - Happy Chris Mouse. A brown mouse with a big smile, he has large ears and long whiskers. He wears a name badge with 'Chris' on it. Text: Happy Chris Mouse'.

Happy Chris Mouse

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A card with a green envelope tucked inside. Two pigeons are stood touching beaks. This forms a heart shape between them. The text above them reads 'to the happy coople'

Happy Coople

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Magician Birthday Card - Have A Magical Day, by Jelly Armchair. A yellow envelope with the card. A stage magician is holding a wand while white rabbits spell 'Happy birthday' with their ears. Text below reads 'Have a magical day'.

Have A Magical Day

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Happy Father's Day Card - Hoppy Father's Day, by Jelly Armchair. On some different coloured beer bottles and cans are some letters spelling 'Happy Father's' and then three rabbits are bouncing and each holding a letter to spell 'day'.

Hoppy Father's Day

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Alternative Valentine's day card - I Like you ETC. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A love heart is drawn on the card, around it are four little cherubs, one has a harp and one a horn. In the heart it says 'I like you etc.....'.

I Like You ETC

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Tim waving, by Jelly Armchair. A yellow and spikey soft smiling character is waving at you!

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