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Gif - He Maybe Small & Green But He Does Avocado, by Jelly Armchair. A green avocado is driving a pink car.

Valentine's day puns and funny anniversary cards

Valentine's Day & Romance

Our romance cards are packed with whimsical puns, beautifully illustrated, and printed onto fully recyclable greetings cards. Perfect for celebrating valentine's day, an anniversary, or just letting your loved ones know how you feel.

Pun Valentine's day card - Rameo and Eweliet. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A ram and a ewe are both cuddling over a fence separating their fields as the sun sets. Text: 'Rameo & Eweliette'.

Rameo And Eweliet

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Funny Valentine's Joke - A Door A Bull. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Yellow envelope. On the card is a yellow door with flowers around it, next to this is a brown bull. Text: I think you're a door a bull'.

A Door A Bull

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Corny Valentine's card - A Jazz Chord. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Red envelope with card. A painting of Stevie Wonder, he is playing the keyboard and singing 'I jazz chord, to say, I love you'.

A Jazz Chord

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A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. A smiling flying bumble bee is holding a green leaf. Text reads 'I Bee Leaf In You'

Bee Leaf

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Plant Valentine's card - Bee Leaf Multi. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A black leaf, in white inside is 'Bee Leaf Me When I Say'. Surrounding this are eight colourful flower puns, such as 'you make me feel daisy' and 'you're peony one for me'.

Bee Leaf Multi

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Bee Valentine's day card - Bee Long. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. A bumble bee with an extremely long body and a tiny smile. Text reads 'We Belong Together'

Bee Long

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Pun Valentine's card - Bee Mine. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Red envelope, and white card. The card has a large circle and inside is a view into a diamond mine, lots of bees are working away with chisels and hammers. Text reads 'Bee Mine'.

Bee Mine

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Bee Valentine's card - Bees Knees. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Yellow envelope with card. A little fuzzy bee is smiling and saying 'I think you're my knees'.

Bees Knees

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Vegan Valentine's day card - Beetroot to Me. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Red envelope with card. Two pinky red beetroots are holding hands and smiling with eyes closed. Text reads 'Beetroot to me'.

Beetroot to Me

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Vampire Valentine's card - Bloody Brilliant. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Yellow envelope with card. Two vampire bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One is speaking, speech reads 'I think you're bloody brilliant'.

Bloody Brillant

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Boo Bees - A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. Two bees wearing sheets. You can tell they are bees and not ghosts due to their antenna, wings, and stings poking out of the sheets! Text below reads 'boo bees'.

Boo Bees

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Cheese Valentine's day card - Brieliant. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. A brie with a little smiley face, waving at you. Text below reads 'You Are Brie-liant'.

Brieliant

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Brie Valentine's card - Brieliant Brie. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A black silhouette of a brie, inside in white it says 'You are brie-liant'.

Brieliant Brie

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Yellow envelope with card. Text 'I Think You're' then a brill fish, 'BRILL' then a blue eye, 'EYE', then an ant lying down 'ANT'.

Brill Eye Ant

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Seagull pun card - Buoy Gul. Funny greetings cards by Jelly Armchair. A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. A seagul with little pink cheeks and a smile is perching ontop of a red buoy, bobbing on the sea. The buoy is looking up and smiling at the gul. Text reads 'He was a buoy, she was a gull'.

Buoy Gul

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Cheese Valentine's card - Camembert. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. A camembert with arms and legs has one arm over its forehead and the other on its cheek to look dramatic. Text reads ' I camembert to be without you'

Camembert

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Bear Valentine's day card - Cool. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Yellow envelope on card. A brown bear is sitting looking at a polar bear and saying 'I think you're cool'. The polar bear is looking at you and is wearing a multicoloured cap.

Cool

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Corny Valentine's day card - Corny and Cheesy. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Text: 'Because I know you like the corny 7 cheesy stuff'. A block of holey cheese is holding a corn on the cob in its arms with a rose in its mouth, the corn looks surprised. It looks like they are doing the tango.

Corny and Cheesy

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Alien Valentine's card - Cyclops one. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Red envelope with card. A smiley pink/purple fluffy monster with one eye is holding flowers and a heart shaped chocolate box. Text: To the one eye love'.

Cyclops One

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Do You Bee Leaf

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Card with brown envelope. Purple watercolour background. Two angry-looking slices of pizza are holding their fists up at each other, ready to fight! Text above reads 'You wanna pizza me?'.

Do You Wanna Pizza Me?

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Bird Valentine's card - Dovely. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A yellow envelope with card. Two doves are flying and looking at each other with little smiles. Text: I think you're dovely'.

Dovely

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Valentine's day cat card - Felines for You. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Six cats (ginger, black, grey, siamese, tabby, and blue) are sat together. The text below reads 'I've got felines for you'. White card with blue envelope.

Felines For You

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Rude Valentine's card - Fork King Love You. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Red envelope with card. A silver fork wearing a golden crown, the fork is smiling. Text: 'I fork king love you'.

Fork King Love You

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Medieval Valentine's card - Four King Love You. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Red envelope with card. Four kings in various coloured robes are all standing together. Text: I four king love you'.

Four King Love You

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Halloween Valentine's card - Ghoul's Best Friend. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Blue envelope in card. A firey red demon has its arm around a floating smiley ghost. Text below: 'Demons Are A Ghouls Best Friend'.

Ghoul's Best Friend

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Valentine's card for her - Girl Like Herbivore. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A white card with a pink envelope. A brontosaurus dinosaur is standing in the middle of the card with a smile and some leaves in it's mouth. The text reads 'No I've never met a girl like herbivore'.

Girl Like Herbivore

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Music Valentine's card - Grand. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. Yellow envelope with card. A brown upright piano is looking at a black grand piano, both are smiling. The upright is saying 'I think you're grand!'.

Grand

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Husband Valentine's day card - Hubba Hubby. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. In bright red/pink block 3D writing that fills the whole card the text reads 'Hubba Hubba Hubby!'

Hubba Hubby

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Cheesy Valentine's day card - I Know it's Cheesy But... Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A black cheese with holes, inside it says 'I know it's cheesy but...'. Eight cheese puns around the edge including 'You're my roquefort ever', 'We're so much better to cheddar' and 'I love holding your hands when your parmesan mine'.

I Know It's Cheesy But...

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Alternative Valentine's day card - I Like you ETC. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A love heart is drawn on the card, around it are four little cherubs, one has a harp and one a horn. In the heart it says 'I like you etc.....'.

I Like You ETC

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Bookish Valentines - I Want You All To My Shelf. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A black and white bookshelf cartoon sits in the middle of the page with the words 'I want you all to my shelf' spelled out on the book bindings. Around it are eight book themed romance puns, such as 'You're all I'm Tolkien about' and 'I get l'Austin your eyes'.

I Want You All To My Shelf

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Dog Valentine's card - I Woof You. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A black heart with 'I woof you' inside. Surrounding this is 8 colourful romantic dog puns, including 'I chow chows you' and 'I labra-adore you'.

I Woof You

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Nerd Valentine's day card - I'll never get Board of you. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A black silhouette of a board game is in the middle of the card and contains the words 'I'll never get board of you'. Around it is eight coloured board game themed romance puns, such as 'I chess wanna be with you to knight'. and 'you've got a monopoly on my thoughts'.

I'll Never Get Board Of You

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Chihuahua Valentine's day card - If Chihuahua be My Lover. Cute Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A white card with a pink envelope. Three Chihuahua's are sat in the middle of the card. The text above them reads 'If chihuahua be my lover' and text below reads 'You gotta get with my friends'.

If Chihuahua be My Lover

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Sheep Valentine's day card - Isle of Ewe. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. In the middle of a lake, surrounded by hills, is a little heart shaped island filled with happy, fluffy sheep. Text reads 'Isle of Ewe'.

Isle of Ewe

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Food Valentine's puns - It Must Be Loaf. Funny Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A black outline of a bread loaf in the middle of the card contains the words 'It Must Be Loaf'. Around the loaf is eight illustrations of funny bread-themed valentine's puns. The puns are coloured in with black text underneath reading the bun, such as 'Nice Buns!'.

It Must Be Loaf

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Cat Valentine's day card - It's Cat to be You! Cute Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A black cat shape is in the middle of the card with the writing 'It's Cat to be You' and three love hearts. Around the shape are eight cat themed romance puns, such as 'I want you to take meow-t' and 'I want tabby with you'.

It's Cat to be You!

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A card with a blue envelope tucked inside. Two koalas in a tree having a cup of tea. One koala has a blue and white striped teapot and is pouring some tea into the other koalas blue and white dotty cup. Both are smily and fluffy and are having fun.

Koala Tea Time

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Cow Valentine's day card - Legend Dairy. Pun Valentine's card by Jelly Armchair. A black silhouette of a cow wearing sunglasses. In the cow in white it says 'you are legend dairy'.

Legend Dairy

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Tim waving, by Jelly Armchair. A yellow and spikey soft smiling character is waving at you!

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