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A variety of pun Christmas cards with fun illustrations and humorous jokes

Christmas Cards

The stinkiest puns, beautifully illustrated and printed onto high-quality cards. Our pun Christmas cards will ensure you share a grin (or maybe grimace) with your friends and loved ones.

Funny Christmas pun - A Vent Calendar. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A display of twelve calendar pages, they all have different types of vent on them. The text below reads 'A vent Calendar'. Sketched in black and white ink.

A Vent Calendar

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Nativity Christmas card - A Weigh in a Manger. Two smiley blue whales are on weighing scales, the scales are made from small mangers. On the top of the scales it says 'whale weigh station'. Text below reads 'A weigh in a manger'.

A Weigh In A Manger

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Scrooge Christmas Card - Baa Humbug. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A sheep wearing a black top hat and blue coat. He is holding a giant humbug sweet. Text: 'Baaaaa Humbug'.

Baa Humbug

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Sheep Christmas Card - BAA HUMBUG. Top half of card is navy blue, bottom half is pale blue. A stripy black and white sheet with a green and red party hat. Text reads 'Baaa Humbug'.

BAAA HUMBUG

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Bar Humbug - Bar Hum Bug. A bar with a fly serving drinks, a ladybird having a pint and a beetle and mantis having cocktails. They are all going 'hmm' and 'mmm'. Text: 'bar hum bug'.

Bar Hum Bug

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Funny Christmas card with dogs - Bark, the Hairy Angels Sing. Hilarious Christmas cards by Jelly Armchair. Top half of card is grey, bottom half is lilac. Four dogs are all wearing Santa hats and green bow ties. They are all howling. Text reads 'Bark the hairy angels sing'.

BARK, THE HAIRY ANGELS SING

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Bear Christmas Card - Beary Merry Christmas. Top half of card is light red, bottom half is grey. A brown bear is wearing a green bow tie and Santa hat. Text reads 'Beary Merry Xmas'.

BEARY MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Bee Christmas Card - Bee Merry and Bright. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. Three bees are dressed as knights and are decorating a Christmas tree with brightly coloured string lights. The writing reads 'T'was the knight before Christmas'. A bee is saying ' oh Christmas bee, oh Christmas bee!'. The text at the bottom of the card reads 'Bee Merry & Bright'

Bee Merry And Bright

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Beer Christmas Card Reindeer Pun - Brew dolf. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. Rudolph's body has been turned into a reindeer! He is wearing a green jumper and has a red bottle cap nose. Illustrated on a painted pinky red watercolour background.

Brew dolf

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Brussel Sprout Christmas card - Brussels Pout. Three sprouts with big red lips are all pouting, on eis even taking a selfie! Text below reads 'Brussels Pouts'.

Brussels Pout

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Christmas Carol Joke - Camel Ye Faithful. A camel with two humps, it has a Santa hat on each and on eon its head. Text below reads 'Camel Ye Faithful'.

Camel Ye Faithful

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Cheese Christmas Card - Cheese Bored. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. An illustration of cheeses on a board looking unimpressed. Title reads 'Cheese Bored'

Cheese Bored

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Chess Christmas card - Chess Nuts. A room with a roaring fire, two small Christmas trees on the mantelpiece and a holly wreath above. A boy and a girl are both playing chess, they have chess themed clothes on, and they are very hot and sweaty! Text below reads 'Chess nuts roasting by an open fire'.

Chess Nuts

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Christmas Cake card - Christmas Catalogue. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. Top half of card is pink, bottom is blue. A ginger and white cat is lying on a Christmas yule log. The cat is wearing holly on its head. Text: Christmas Catalogue.

CHRISTMAS CATALOGUE

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Rabbit Christmas card - Christmas Jumper by Jelly Armchair. A brown bunny rabbit wearing a red and white Christmas jumper is hopping high in the air! Text reads: 'Christmas Jumper'.

Christmas Jumper

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Christmas Jumper Rabbit card - Christmas Jumper. Top half of card is peach, bottom is green. A white and ginger rabbit is wearing a Christmas jumper and hopping across the card. Text reads: Christmas Jumper.

CHRISTMAS JUMPER

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Christmas present card - Christmas Purrsent. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. Top half of card is light green, bottom is dark green. A black and white cat is in a green spotty present and is playing with a red ribbon. Text: Christmas Purrsent.

CHRISTMAS PURRSENT

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Duck Christmas Card - Christmas Quacker. A mallard wearing a red Santa hat and holding a blue bauble in its beak. Text: 'Christmas Quacker'.

Christmas Quacker

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Rap Christmas card - Christmas Wrapping. A bow, 'Bow Diggidy', sellotape, 'DJ Sticky stick', a label, "Lil Labelz', a ribbon, 'Rizzle Bon', scissors, Ms. Sizzaz, and a roll of Christmas wrapping paper, 'MC Paper'. Text below says 'Christmas (W)rapping'.

Christmas Wrapping

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Collie Christmas card - Collie and the Ivy. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A cartoon collie dog is wrapped up in Ivy. It is painted onto a yellow watercolour background. The title reads 'The collie and the ivy'

Collie and the Ivy

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Mouse Christmas card - Cross Mice. A funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. Nine little mice all looking very grumpy and each nursing an alcoholic beverage. Text: 'Merry Cross Mice'.

Cross Mice

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Sausage Dog Christmas card - Daschund through the snow. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A sausage dog is bounding through snow on a painted light blue watercolour background. He is wearing a green hat and scarf and has a massive grin on his face!

Daschund through the snow

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Pizza Christmas card - Deep Pan Crisp. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A pizzaria called 'Good King Wenceslas' with a poster saying 'Feast of Stephen' on the wall. A page boy and the King are stood with a huge deep crust pizza. A banner reads 'Deep pan, crisp & even'.

Deep Pan Crisp

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Labradoodle Christmas Card - Doodle Know It's Christmas? Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A cartoon illustration of labradoodle wearing antlers and a red nose. The title reads 'Doodle Know its Christmas?' Painted onto a blue watercolour background.

Doodle Know It's Christmas?

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Gnome Christmas card - Driving Gnome. A garden gnome with a blue coat and a red cap is in a green car filled with Christmas presents, a tree, a mushroom and a fishing line. Text: 'Driving Gnome for Christmas'.

Driving Gnome

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Christmas card multi pack - Driving Gnome. This pack contains eight cards of driving gnome and Raa Pum Pum. There is a gnome in a green car with a Christmas tree in the boot. The writing below reads 'Driving Gnome for Christmas'.

Driving Gnome Card Pack

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Knitting Christmas card - Dropping Needles. A Christmas tree is knitting a red jumper with a snowman on it. The star at the top is saying 'He's always dropping needles!' and the tree is saying 'oh crumbs!'.

Dropping Needles

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Food Christmas card - Eat's Christmas. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A black circle with pointy edges, inside is white writing that says 'Eat's Christmas!'. This is surrounded by ten food Christmas puns including cheese, brussel sprouts, mince pies, christmas pudding, christmas log, humbug sweets, a christmas cracker, salt and pepper, and a christmas pizza.

Eat's Christmas

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Elf and Safety card - Elf and Safety. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. An elf is dressed with a safety hat and hi vis jacket on a high stool. He is holding a clipboard and putting a star onto the top of a christmas tree. Text above says "Elf and Safety".

Elf and Safety

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Elvis Christmas Card - Elf Fish Presley. A blue carp with an Elvis wig, elf hat, and a microphone. He is singing 'Carp in a trap, I can't get trout'. Text below reads 'Elf-fish Presley'.

Elf Fish Presley

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Elephant Christmas card - Elfephant. A happy elephant is dressed an an elf, its elf shoes are on its front feet. It is holding a blue and orange present in its trunk. Text reads 'Elfephant'.

Elfephant

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Fabulous Christmas card - Fab Yuleous. A chocolate yule log cake has a smily face and a spring of holly on its head. Its got two green arms, one is on a hip and one in the arm. Text reads 'Fab-yule-ous'.

Fab Yuleous

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Thank you card pack - Fan Queue. Pack of 8 thank you cards. There are five brightly coloured fans of different types, standing in a queue. The writing below reads 'Fan Queue (very much)'.

Fan Queue card pack

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Snowman Christmas card - Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. Three snowmen are dressed in wooly hats, party hats, and scarves. Two are singing 'for he's a jolly good fellow!' whilst the middle snowman looks embarrassed! They are painted on a light blue watercolour background. The text above reads 'freeze a jolly good fellow'.

Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow

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Vampire Christmas card - Frost Bite. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. This vampire Christmas card features a snowman wearing a black hat on and a blue woollen scarf. He also has icicle fangs! Text reads: 'Frostbite'.

Frost Bite

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New York Christmas card - Furry Tail of Mew York. Top half of card dark blue, bottom half light blue. A black cat wearing a green robe and green statue of liberty hat is holding a green fire. Text reads 'Furry Tail of Mewyork'.

FURRY TAIL OF MEW YORK

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Gingle Bells card - Gingle Bells, funny Christmas card. A bottle of gin is smiling and ringing a bell. A glass of gin and tonic is ringing three small bells. Painted onto a green and yellow watercolour background.

Gingle Bells

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Dog Christmas Card - Good King Wenclassie. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A collie dog is wearing a crown and a red royal cape and holding their paw up. There is a pizza box next to the dog. The dog is set on a rich green watercolour picture.

Good King Wenclassie

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Christmas mouse pun - Happy Chris Mouse. A brown mouse with a big smile, he has large ears and long whiskers. He wears a name badge with 'Chris' on it. Text: Happy Chris Mouse'.

Happy Chris Mouse

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Christmas cards dogs - Happy Howlidays. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A black dog shape is in the middle of the card containing the words 'Happy Howlidays'. It is surrounded by eight hilarious dog Christmas puns, including a daschund, a group of singing dogs, a collie dog, a labradoodle, a bulldog and three shih tzus.

Happy Howlidays

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Tim waving, by Jelly Armchair. A yellow and spikey soft smiling character is waving at you!

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