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Stock up for next year with our discount Christmas Cards sale!

Christmas Sale

Ooh a sale! For all the organised boffins out there, we've reduced some of our favourite Christmas card designs so that you can snap up a bargain (and we can make space in the stock room!). Also handy for everyone who forgot to send a Christmas card to their distant relatives.

Rude Christmas Card - A very naughty Christmas elf is showing you his bottom! He is laughing and saying 'Tehehe!'. Text below reads 'Rude Elf'.

Rude Elf

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Fabulous Christmas card - Fab Yuleous. A chocolate yule log cake has a smily face and a spring of holly on its head. Its got two green arms, one is on a hip and one in the arm. Text reads 'Fab-yule-ous'.

Fab Yuleous

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Avocado Christmas card - So No Present Avocado. Text above 'Sorry I didn't get you a Christmas present' then an avocado wearing a Santa hat, reading a card and smiling. Text below 'At least you avocado'.

Sorry No Present Avocado

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Elvis Christmas Card - Elf Fish Presley. A blue carp with an Elvis wig, elf hat, and a microphone. He is singing 'Carp in a trap, I can't get trout'. Text below reads 'Elf-fish Presley'.

Elf Fish Presley

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Knitting Christmas card - Dropping Needles. A Christmas tree is knitting a red jumper with a snowman on it. The star at the top is saying 'He's always dropping needles!' and the tree is saying 'oh crumbs!'.

Dropping Needles

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Elephant Christmas card - Elfephant. A happy elephant is dressed an an elf, its elf shoes are on its front feet. It is holding a blue and orange present in its trunk. Text reads 'Elfephant'.

Elfephant

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Chess Christmas card - Chess Nuts. A room with a roaring fire, two small Christmas trees on the mantelpiece and a holly wreath above. A boy and a girl are both playing chess, they have chess themed clothes on, and they are very hot and sweaty! Text below reads 'Chess nuts roasting by an open fire'.

Chess Nuts

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Rap Christmas card - Christmas Wrapping. A bow, 'Bow Diggidy', sellotape, 'DJ Sticky stick', a label, "Lil Labelz', a ribbon, 'Rizzle Bon', scissors, Ms. Sizzaz, and a roll of Christmas wrapping paper, 'MC Paper'. Text below says 'Christmas (W)rapping'.

Christmas Wrapping

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Cow christmas joke - Mooey Christmas. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. Santa is driving a sleigh filled with colourful presents, except the sleigh is drawn by cows instead of reindeer! One has a shiny red nose.

Mooey Christmas Sleigh

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A mince pie pun of three mince pies, one has sunglasses, a gun and a brief case. One has a bow tie and cocktail, and one has binoculars. Text below reads "Mince Pies'.

Mince Spies

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Brussel Sprout Christmas card - Brussels Pout. Three sprouts with big red lips are all pouting, on eis even taking a selfie! Text below reads 'Brussels Pouts'.

Brussels Pout

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Nativity Christmas card - A Weigh in a Manger. Two smiley blue whales are on weighing scales, the scales are made from small mangers. On the top of the scales it says 'whale weigh station'. Text below reads 'A weigh in a manger'.

A Weigh In A Manger

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Christmas Carol Joke - Camel Ye Faithful. A camel with two humps, it has a Santa hat on each and on eon its head. Text below reads 'Camel Ye Faithful'.

Camel Ye Faithful

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Geology Christmas card - Jingle Bell Rock. A small rock is grinning and holding a golden bell in one hand. Text reads 'Jingle bell rock'.

Jingle Bell Rock

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Three wise men joke - Three Ys Men. A card with a green envelope tucked inside. Three letter Ys are all stood together in the desert surrounded by the nights sky. They are all wearing golden crowns. The text reads 'Three ys Men'

Three Ys Men

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Rabbit Christmas card - Christmas Jumper by Jelly Armchair. A brown bunny rabbit wearing a red and white Christmas jumper is hopping high in the air! Text reads: 'Christmas Jumper'.

Christmas Jumper

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Santa Baby Christmas Card. A baby is dressed in a Santa suit, it has a little jar of honey which is also dressed as a Santa. Text reads 'Santa Baby & Santa Honey'.

Santa Baby

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Medieval Christmas card - Silent Knight. Two knights wearing armour, they have red plumes on their helmets. One has its finger to his lips, the other is full of holes like a cheese. Text below reads 'Silent Knight, Holy Knight'.

Silent Knight

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Bar Humbug - Bar Hum Bug. A bar with a fly serving drinks, a ladybird having a pint and a beetle and mantis having cocktails. They are all going 'hmm' and 'mmm'. Text: 'bar hum bug'.

Bar Hum Bug

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Dinosaur Christmas Card - Rah Pum Pum Pum. A blue dinosaur is wearing a Santa hat and dressing a little tree. He is singing 'Rah rum pum pum pum'.

Rah Pum Pum Pum

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Surfing Christmas card - Yule Tide. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. Santa clause in his full outfit but instead of red trousers he is wearing green swimming shorts. he is on a surfboard riding a huge wave. Text reads 'Yule Tide Surfing Santa'

Yule Tide

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Yule Log pun - Yule Do. A card with a green envelope tucked inside. Two chocolate boule logs are smiling at one another. The speech bubble above them reads 'yule do'

Yule Do

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Funny Christmas pun - A Vent Calendar. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A display of twelve calendar pages, they all have different types of vent on them. The text below reads 'A vent Calendar'. Sketched in black and white ink.

A Vent Calendar

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Gnome Christmas card - Driving Gnome. A garden gnome with a blue coat and a red cap is in a green car filled with Christmas presents, a tree, a mushroom and a fishing line. Text: 'Driving Gnome for Christmas'.

Driving Gnome

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White Christmas pun - White Chris Mouse. A ginger fluffy cat with a smile, it's dreaming and in its dream there is a white mouse with a name tag stood by a xmas tree. Text: 'Dreaming of a white Chris mouse'.

White Chris Mouse

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Scrooge Christmas Card - Baa Humbug. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A sheep wearing a black top hat and blue coat. He is holding a giant humbug sweet. Text: 'Baaaaa Humbug'.

Baa Humbug

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Pun Christmas card - Present Tense. A present wrapped in green starry paper with a red ribbon is looking very anxious and saying 'I hope they like me'. Text reads 'Present tense'.

Present Tense

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Christmas elves card - Noel Elfabet. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. Lots of elves in red hats, green tops and stripy leggings are spelling the alphabet, but they missed out 'L'. Text reads 'The noel elfabet'.

Noel Elfabet

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Duck Christmas Card - Christmas Quacker. A mallard wearing a red Santa hat and holding a blue bauble in its beak. Text: 'Christmas Quacker'.

Christmas Quacker

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Pizza Christmas card - Deep Pan Crisp. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A pizzaria called 'Good King Wenceslas' with a poster saying 'Feast of Stephen' on the wall. A page boy and the King are stood with a huge deep crust pizza. A banner reads 'Deep pan, crisp & even'.

Deep Pan Crisp

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Vampire Christmas card - Frost Bite. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. This vampire Christmas card features a snowman wearing a black hat on and a blue woollen scarf. He also has icicle fangs! Text reads: 'Frostbite'.

Frost Bite

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Penguin Christmas card - Ice Ice Baby. A funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A penguin is singing 'Cold as ice'. A polar bear is singing 'ice ice baby' and a harp seal is singing 'baby it's cold outside'.

Ice Ice Baby

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Reindeer Christmas card - Rain Deer. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A fallow deer is wearing red welly boots on all feet, it is stood in a puddle under a little grey rain cloud. Text reads: 'Rain deer'.

Raindeer

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Secret Santa cards - Secret Santa card. An elf, a reindeer and Santa are all trying to blend in on the tube. Santa is reading a newspaper. Text reads: 'Secret Santa'.

Secret Santa

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Christmas beach card - Sandy Paws. A Christmas cat pun by Jelly Armchair. A fluffy ginger cat is lying on the beach with a glass of champagne, wearing a Santa hat, under a red and white beach umbrella. Text reads: 'Sandy Claws'.

Sandy Paws

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Funny animal Christmas card - Jingle Smells. Funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. A joke Christmas card showing a smelly skunk, who is holding a tree air freshener by its tail, it is wearing a Santa hat and singing Christmas carols. Text reads: 'Jingle smells'.

Jingle Smells

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Christmas mouse pun - Happy Chris Mouse. A brown mouse with a big smile, he has large ears and long whiskers. He wears a name badge with 'Chris' on it. Text: Happy Chris Mouse'.

Happy Chris Mouse

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Mouse Christmas card - Cross Mice. A funny Christmas card by Jelly Armchair. Nine little mice all looking very grumpy and each nursing an alcoholic beverage. Text: 'Merry Cross Mice'.

Cross Mice

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