Have a Seasonal Snigger at our Humorous Christmas Cards!

We know that it isn’t easy finding niche cards at Christmas, it’s either stars, donkeys, or snow. If you are looking for a few humorous Christmas cards to send to your friends and to your family this year, then we have plenty of holiday cards which are sure to make even the grumpiest of scrooges will crack a smile. Whether it’s cat or dog cards, bugs, pizza, meerkats, or just cards packed with Dad jokes – we’ll have something for you! Don’t worry if you are short on Christmas card ideas, just check out our recommended top five picks below.

You Won’t Get Frostbite With This One

Beginning with a classic, our snowman multipun card is a no-brainer if you are looking for Christmas card puns with a snowy twinkle. Don’t get frostbite, just remember that good gifts are snow laughing matter – with this humorous Christmas card you will be sure to bring a smile to even the frostiest snowman! Fun Christmas cards are our thing and given there is no business like snow business we think that this card nails it. If, however, this card feels too chilly and it’s not snow but something with fur you are after, then read on…

How About A Furry Tail?

A fairy tale about a furry tail of mew york that is! This has to be the purrfect card for those of you looking for cat Christmas cards, it really is the big apple of cat puns. The cat is out of the bag that the statue of liberty is actually the statue of kitty. Just don’t tell all the dogs… If it is dog Christmas cards you are after though, then this next pawfect example should be barking up the right tree…

This Will Get Your Tail Wagging

Looks like you just sniffed out one of the best Christmas card puns we have! These hairy angels would be howling with laughter if they knew that you were even considering the cat Christmas card. This really is the most ideal card for dog lovers and choral singers alike. Our pet shop quartet is here to bring some pup-tastic fun to the festive season. For more fun Christmas cards that involve furry felines and pawfect pups then check this out.

But Maybe Cats and Dogs Aren’t Really Your Thing?

Then I would recommend that you click on the links to check out this rather fetching trio of meerkats, or this moo-vellous cow. But if you can’t decide and need an alternative Christmas card that covers a whole menagerie of animal puns then I think you need this, as far as novelty Christmas cards go, this one is pretty on the money – or is that moo-ney? Positively packed with bears, sheep, and rabbits – oh my!

Seasons Greetings And Hoppy Christmas!

If animals and snowmen maybe aren’t your bag and you are looking for a festive Christmas card that is sure to keep you feeling full and packed with puns? Check out our food and drink Christmas multi puns! Pud on the Ritz and grab a brewdolf – these cards are going to wow even the hungriest of reindeer. Your friends will be singing gin-gle bells all the way with these alternative Christmas cards, no sparkly angels or Santas here – just good ol’ booze and puddings!

Okay so, one final card…

You have the ultimate dad joke card here. This card is full of green goodness and an apologetic little cartoon Christmas card avocado! If you have forgotten the presents then never fear, we’ll have you off the hook with this funny Christmas card. We’ve got your back!

The Legendary Dairy Is Open For Business

There are eight cows in our legendary dairy.

They can’t live at a normal dairy with ordinary cows because they have a very unique set of skills.

This gal, she was born cool. She was actually born wearing sunglasses would you believe. This level of cool can’t be taught, it’s churned.

We have a cow that thinks she’s a lawnmower – but she’s only a cow. She just makes some odd noises when she eats grass. She also insists on sleeping in the garage instead of the barn. We’re just glad she doesn’t think she’s a moobility scooter.

One of the herd is convinced she’s a vampire. A vampire I tell you! Grass doesn’t have blood, we tell her, cows are herbivores! But it doesn’t stop her from insisting on wearing a cape and fake teeth. Live your dreams I guess. We had to draw the line when she tried sleeping upside down though.

This cow is always cold, she doesn’t produce milk, but four different flavours of luxury gelato and sorbet – flavours are subject to seasonal availability and diet. Please don’t try this with your cows at home. They should not eat chocolate.

Our most intelligent cow, this one is always calculating an escape.

She’s best friends with our master-of-disguise cow. We will say she’s one of the best at playing hide and seek. A game with her can last days.

We have one cow with a slightly more complex problem than the others. Don’t ask how this happened. All we will say is, never sneeze with your eyes open.

This guy has never quite caught his 40 winks, if you ever need a fence knocking down though – just stand him next to it and sing a lullaby, job’s a good’un. We think it all began when he was in a field next to some sheep. All that counting.

She just can’t, she just can’t, she just can’t control her hooves. Born and raised in a boogie wonderland, she can throw some mean shapes in the field. Slowly grazing is not her thing, when this cow moves around she has to do so in style.

And lastly a bull that is a superhero. He’s no coward. He doesn’t wear pants. (We haven’t told him that cows can’t fly, only pigs can do that). Check out his trendy cowlick though, Superman wishes that he was this cool. And it’s all natural, no gel needed, just good ol’ cow slobber.