Jelly Armchair's funny greeting cards, full of funny puns illustrated by hand
We know it can be a little baffling trying to find the right funny greeting cards. We’ve made it our mission here at Jelly Armchair to create alternative cards, to offer the perfect greeting card puns to help you to send a smile, whatever the occasion.
A Head Full of Greeting Card Puns
Cat is our resident artist, and she’s got a head full of card puns. She’s been hand illustrating puns for many, many years now and certainly knows how to convolute things for maximum ‘Punny Drop’ moments. (A ‘Punny Drop’ moment is when, on being exposed to a stinky pun, you follow the initial confusion with a reaction that ranges from a flash of annoyance, to a grimace, to an involuntary palm to the face, followed by acceptance and a reluctant giggle in the space of a few seconds.) We go for full, unadulterated Dad joke, and nothing less will do.
Alternative funny greetings cards for All Occasions
When we started Jelly Armchair in 2015, we wanted to create alternative card designs for every occasion. We wanted our funny greetings cards to be suitable for all ages and to be there to wind up your friends and family with the silliest wordplay when you couldn’t be there to do it in person.
This is a skill we’ve been honing over the years, and we’re really proud of our range of hilarious greetings cards, they range from the unique, to the ridiculous, the bizarrely niche, and the most tenuous puns imaginable, all of these puns have been skilfully brought to life in ink and watercolour by Cat. We’ve got some fantastic alternative cards to your usual thank you card for example
Finding The Level
I mean, I guess you can see where we’re going with this. That’s where the level is. We have this funny Easter card which is also a pretty good example of what we do…I’ve never been sure of whether many people send cards at Easter, but this year, any excuse to reach out and send a giggle has got to be worthwhile right?
Get In Touch
We also love to offer pun based advice, so if there’s an occasion you can’t find a pun for, we’d be more than happy to help out. We’re a small team here at Jelly Armchair and we love to hear from you. You can also use our handy ‘Commission Cat’ form for beautiful custom illustrations.
Wholesale Greetings cards at Jelly Armchair
We love small independent businesses here at Jelly Armchair and we’re here to help make your shop a success with our wholesale greetings cards.
If you have recently joined us as a wholesale customer or are thinking about accessing our wholesale greetings cards, this blog is full of all the things you need to know when it comes to stocking our pun greetings cards.
In this blog we will run through the outline of holding a card wholesale account with us and the resources we have in place for our trade customers when it comes to trading during a global pandemic. We think it’s important, now more than ever, for small businesses to support one another.
The last couple of years have been extremely tough on independent and small businesses so we want to offer a service that can help you and your business through these unknown times.
Tiny Top Ups
We have no minimum order so we can offer you tiny top ups to your shop. No more worrying about having to make a large order. For example, if you want to do a last minute top up of Funny Christmas cards, Valentine’s Day cards or Father’s Day cards, we can make sure they arrive on time to fill your shelves. Or if you wanted to test the waters with something new, our tiny top ups are a great way to go.
Free Tracked Delivery
We offer free tracked delivery on our orders so you receive your order quickly and safely. So no added delivery costs on your order. We aim to dispatch orders with in 24 hours of receiving them. We can also send you the tracking information so you can see exactly where your cards are.
At Jelly Armchair we are very conscious of our environmental impact and try to reduce our waste output as much as possible. All the cards that are sent to stockists have no plastic packaging. Each individual card is wrapped in a fully recyclable eco-band. No cellophane bags! These eco bands are made of paper and wrap around opposite corners of the card keeping the envelope and card securely together. This mean we wont be adding any plastic to your shop! All of our eco friendly cards are fully recyclable as well as being sustainably printed on recyclable board in the U.K.
Which wholesale greetings cards are right for you?
We know there are lots of cards to choose from and so we have created this blog to help you find the right fit for your shop. From pet shops, cafes, florists, village shops, gift shops and post offices we will have the cards you are looking for. Here are some of our wholesale best sellers.
Pet Shop Picks
We have a huge selection of animal/pet themed cards to choose from. We have dog lovers, cat lovers and everything in between covered. So if you are looking for some good old pet puns to add to your selection of cards we have plenty to choose from. Here are some of our most popular pets.
If you are looking for cards that suit your shop’s slick style we also have some luxe cards which would look at home in your shop front. These cards are screen printed in the UK and their sleek black and white appearance pack just as much of a punny punch as their more colourful colleagues.
Our foodie cards are some of our most popular to date. So there is a great buffet of food and baking puns to choose from. We have cards for those who have a sweet tooth and cards for those who just prefer a good cheese board. Here is a tasty selection of our best selling food greetings cards.
Nothing completes a beautiful bunch of flowers more than an equally eye catching card. We have some blooming brilliant flower puns that will make a great accompaniment to a bouquet of flowers. Here’s our pick of the bunch!
Gift Shop Picks
If your shop sells a bit of everything then we have greetings cards for any occasion. Anniversaries, birthdays, graduation, driving tests or just because. If you want a wide selection of occasions covered in pun greetings cards then here are some ones to look out for.
We have a huge selection of festive greetings cards to choose from which are sure to make your customers chuckle. Here are some of our favourites to add to your Christmas card list this year.
Hopefully this has helped you narrow down your choices of cards and shown you we have a large selection of choices for any shop. If you need anymore help creating a collection specific to your business/shop then please get in touch. You can reach Liv at email@example.com or give her a call on 01242 262 861 and she will answer all of your trade/wholesale questions. She can also send along a brochure full of our wholesale card selection so you can see all we have to offer.